I know it’s not the intended use, but can you sit comfortably and relax in a sex swing? I like the idea of a tree swing with neck and leg support. I’d take naps out there.
You know what they say about camping sex? It's fucking in tents.
Seriously tho, fucking outdoors is the best. Hammock camping and fucking is awesome, hammocks are basically a sex swing without having to tote all the hardware.
I don't see anyone making the claim that it is bad and for all, we know it is op's swing.
Why are you acting like someone said it is bad? Honestly, it feels like it is projection over your own shame over your preferences. But obviously I don't know and I don't claim that it is the case. Just saying, it makes that impression to me.
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I know it’s not the intended use, but can you sit comfortably and relax in a sex swing? I like the idea of a tree swing with neck and leg support. I’d take naps out there.
Postural health and taking care of your cervical spine are very important, of course.
Yes but your legs will be spread eagle and someone might come out of the bush and hit you in the nuts.
A carabiner should be able to solve that.
Nature, you a little...
Now THAT'S pod racing!
Guys...
It's the second best time to plant a tree. 😢
You know what they say about camping sex? It's fucking in tents.
Seriously tho, fucking outdoors is the best. Hammock camping and fucking is awesome, hammocks are basically a sex swing without having to tote all the hardware.
Cause it's the First of May, First of May Outdoor fucking starts today So bring your favorite lady or at least your favorite lay Water's not cold, baby, dip in your big toe Maybe I'll see you in flagrante delicto Grass below you, sky above Celebrate spring with a crazy little thing called Fucking outside
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Good old Jonathan Coulton. Guy who did the closing songs for Portal and Portal 2.
Not a lie was spoken.
Not having ants up your ass bad?
What, they're enjoying the outdoors? And that's somehow bad? If that offends you, maybe you should avert your eyes.
I don't see anyone making the claim that it is bad and for all, we know it is op's swing.
Why are you acting like someone said it is bad? Honestly, it feels like it is projection over your own shame over your preferences. But obviously I don't know and I don't claim that it is the case. Just saying, it makes that impression to me.