Spyke
lemmy.world

We went on one date and didn't make future plans. A few weeks later, they message me 15 times.

AmitheAsshole?

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If they claim you left your favorite sweater there it's dead to you. Car keys? They can have it.

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lemmy.world

ByteZero is now Sploog!

Sploog is happy to welcome you!

Sploog has changed their terms and conditions!

Sploog is shutting down!

Goodbye from Sploog!

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jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

Sploog was so much better when they were ByteZero :(

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lemmy.world

We miss you. Come back to Sploog!

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We miss you. Come back to Sploog!

We miss you. Come back to Sploog!

We miss you. Come back to Sploog!

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jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

Sploog is now NutStack!

Welcome to NutStack!

NutStack is partnering with Facebook.

NutStack has shared all of your personal information with Facebook.

Now you can login to NutStack with Facebook and your Social Security number. It’s fast and easy!

Security Alert: NutStack’s database has been compromised. NutStack stores your passwords in plain text.

Goodbye from NutStack!

Hello, NutStack is now Johnson from Microsoft calling about your computer virus. Please to do enable the remote access.

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a colleague recently told me about a bug they'd managed to miss in a production system that caused every email notification for an upcoming event to go to a single person. it was just that one time, for one event, but some poor lady got five thousand emails. they sent her an apology and some flowers.

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15 messages. All delivered at the exact same minute. | Spyke