Spyke

Fake: anon has sexual intercourse.
Gay: well, anon said so himself.

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mander.xyz

I hate this anti science bs. Let’s get a double-blind peer-reviewed study going asap.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

are you volunteering?

Pretty sure glory holes are doube-blind by definition... 🤔

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lemmy.world

Pretty sure you'll be able to tell apart a fish from a penis in a glory hole

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

not if you puree and syringe the eggs into the urethra, we're talking science here, we have the technology

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🎶 There's a chance you're gonna get a dick But it's worth it 'cause the quality of fish Yeah, the flavor that you gain outweighs the risk 🎶

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lemmy.world

We have gotten to a point were it could be a complaint or compliment, like, "this taste like ass" could be a complaint or compliment.

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Being gay doesn't necessarily mean you also like semen. Or sweaty balls. Or big hairy men with strong arms who can throw you around.

Sorry, what were we talking about again?

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lemmy.world

I like salmon roe. Pretty sure I wouldnt like semen and dont wanna find out

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sh.itjust.works

We're opposites. I love semen and really don't want to find out what salmon roe taste like.

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I keep reading "salmon" instead of "semen" honestly, and then I go back and reread, and then I ask myself what I'm doing here.

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Semen has such a range of flavour though. Bad semen legit tastes like battery acid.

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lemmy.zip

For me it's not a taste thing, it's a texture thing.

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I adore ikura.

Slimy textures make me retch.

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I can't imagine just eating straight fish roe, but I don't mind some on my sushi rolls...

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Fake: Gay Gay: Gay

One of the few actually based OPs, he knows what it tastes like and wouldn't have made that comparison otherwise. The commenter is pathetic.

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