lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyMickey7 They are so clueless they don't realize that this just pisses everyone off. Shove your bananaView original on lemmy.world396Comments35Reply
🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 replypawb.social2Hide 2 repliesthe HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: "Yes... Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!"34Reply
BBarneyPiccolo lemmy.today3Hide 3 repliesPeople just don't want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged. Here's an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone's pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning. Or, y'know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.32Reply
IInaminate_Carbon_Rod replylemmy.worldCompanies paying their workers minimum wage Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore” #JustCapitalismThings6Reply
GGreenCrunch replylemmy.todaySorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.3Reply
RRaivoKulli replysopuli.xyzWe do call the windshield wiper liquid dispenser thing a "piss boy" so makes sense.2Reply
Whiskey_iicarus lemmy.dbzer0.com Those peasants should be happy management thought about them at all30Reply
LLifeInMultipleChoice replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyIs there a third season? I wasn't sure if they wrapped it they way to be over3Reply
hansolo replylemmy.todayNo - A Banana As in, a top-tier, Grade A fully fresh yellow Banana! You think you'll get a B Banana? HELL NO. Only A Bananas here, my friend!8Reply
Synapse replylemmy.world6Hide 6 repliesGros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it's a Cavendish. But I don't think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary :'(5Reply
BBakerBagel replymidwest.social5Hide 5 repliesYou can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days11Reply
TTheRealKuni replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyI tried ordering a portion of a guy's crop before it grew. Sadly the crop failed and I was refunded. I really want to try a gros michel.3Reply
nnomy replylemmy.zipSome co-workers and I were talking about ordering some to try, just for fun. I think I'm going to do that.2Reply
hhumorlessrepost replylemmy.worldYou won’t find them in grocery stores. But they’re worth ordering for actually-homemade banana pudding.2Reply
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Whoever gets there first gets the banana
the HR manager dangling the banana from a fishing line from the upper floor: "Yes... Dance, monkey! Dance for your banana!"
"Last Person To Leave The Office Gets A Banana." Mr. Feast, 2025
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People just don't want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.
Here's an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone's pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.
Or, y'know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.
Companies paying their workers minimum wage
Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore”
#JustCapitalismThings
How much could one banana cost? Five dollars?
Sorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.
That's some serious quantity you've got there !
We do call the windshield wiper liquid dispenser thing a "piss boy" so makes sense.
Those peasants should be happy management thought about them at all
Is this a leaked frame from the season 3 of Severance?
Is there a third season? I wasn't sure if they wrapped it they way to be over
Not yet, but they confirmed the renewal, I think
Not two not three, a banana
No - A Banana
As in, a top-tier, Grade A fully fresh yellow Banana! You think you'll get a B Banana? HELL NO. Only A Bananas here, my friend!
Cavendish or Gros Michelle?
Gros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it's a Cavendish. But I don't think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary :'(
You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days
I tried ordering a portion of a guy's crop before it grew. Sadly the crop failed and I was refunded. I really want to try a gros michel.
Some co-workers and I were talking about ordering some to try, just for fun. I think I'm going to do that.
I mean, it's one banana. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
Not sure I ever came across one.
You won’t find them in grocery stores. But they’re worth ordering for actually-homemade banana pudding.
Monkeys love banana
But code monkeys prefer Fritos with Tab or Mountain Dew
Code Monkey very simple man
Monkeys use leaves to buy banana.
This looks as if Dwight from The Office wrote it
Is this an Amazon run place?
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