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lemmy.today

People just don't want to work no more, so you got to give them snacks to keep them engaged.

Here's an idea, lower your profits by 15%, triple everyone's pay, and watch them all walk in whistling a happy tune every morning.

Or, y'know, give them a banana. That should work just as well.

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Companies paying their workers minimum wage

Companies also complaining that “no one has any disposable income anymore”

#JustCapitalismThings

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Sorry folks. Because of the banana handouts, the company is short on cash for the quarter, so there will be no bonuses or raises.

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We do call the windshield wiper liquid dispenser thing a "piss boy" so makes sense.

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No - A Banana

As in, a top-tier, Grade A fully fresh yellow Banana! You think you'll get a B Banana? HELL NO. Only A Bananas here, my friend!

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lemmy.world

Gros Michelle already went extinct, so I can only assume it's a Cavendish. But I don't think this one with grant you X3 mult on your salary :'(

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midwest.social

You can still buy gros michel bananas, they just cost $20 a bunch because so few people grow them these days

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lemmy.world

I tried ordering a portion of a guy's crop before it grew. Sadly the crop failed and I was refunded. I really want to try a gros michel.

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Some co-workers and I were talking about ordering some to try, just for fun. I think I'm going to do that.

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I mean, it's one banana. What could it cost? 10 dollars?

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You won’t find them in grocery stores. But they’re worth ordering for actually-homemade banana pudding.

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LordCromreply
lemmy.world

But code monkeys prefer Fritos with Tab or Mountain Dew

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