clemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbycanihasaccount Wake up fam, two new genders just droppedView original on lemmy.world467Comments34Reply
grrgyle replyslrpnk.net1Hide 1 replyI was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I'm actually electrical22Reply
bampop replylemmy.worldNobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents always have electrical babies4Reply
Farid startrek.website13Hide 13 repliesWhat are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?33Reply
aargh_another_username replylemmy.caI don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them. But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.21Reply
HHux replylemmy.mlIf it were for ADA compliance, the “Umpires” door would need a Braille sign.20Reply
IIapetus replyslrpnk.net1Hide 1 replyIf yo mama has wheels, she needs wheelchair access toilets.1Reply
bbaggachipz sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyI’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.16Reply
mmyster0n feddit.nl1Hide 1 replyHow do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you're bitten by another umpire?10Reply
theneverfox replypawb.socialYou get hit by a baseball. Then you're cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who's entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)1Reply
Random_Character_A lemmy.worldThere is a Finnish hick t-shirt text "Don't touch electrician when you are wet". This is because electrician in Finnish is "sähkömies" and is literally translated "electric man"7Reply
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I identify as electrical (pronouns: zip/zap).
I was actually raised by a single umpire and everyone just assumed I would turn out umpire too but I'm actually electrical
Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents always have electrical babies
Same, literally 😅 its my job
Username checks out.
Zop.
Happy for you that you finally get your recognition!
What are they implying with that wide-ass door for women?
I don’t like yo mama jokes. I just think about them.
But seriously, strollers and wheelchairs.
It’s probably for ADA compliance
If it were for ADA compliance, the “Umpires” door would need a Braille sign.
Compliance with their wide asses!
I like wide asses and I cannot lie
They're probably implying exactly this.
Also the only one with a key pad!?
I can't extract a yo momma joke from that though
If yo mama has wheels, she needs wheelchair access toilets.
Nah, she would've been a bike.
Maybe for strollers?
I thought this was America!
Probably USA.
Electricians and umpires don't require accessible doors.
gasp there's a transformer in the electrical bathroom!
"My name is Optimus Prime..."
I’m tired of umpires being discriminated against! They are not “separate but equal”. I say we treat them like the humans they pretend to be.
I’ll stop discriminating against umpires when they learn to see.
Decidedly identifying as electrical if that's an option.
How do you become an umpire? Do you become one when you're bitten by another umpire?
You get hit by a baseball. Then you're cursed with an overwhelming fear of getting hit by baseballs
This compels you to get protective equipment and hide behind a guy (who's entire job is to catch the ball if it makes it past the batter)
There is a Finnish hick t-shirt text "Don't touch electrician when you are wet".
This is because electrician in Finnish is "sähkömies" and is literally translated "electric man"
They should have the umpires sign in braille
The other guard lies on even days.
Are umpires electric?
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