Spyke

Why did I think the centaur on the left was a man doing unspeakable things to a small elephant

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lemmynsfw.com

Been in plenty of unisex bathrooms, it's just stalls. Your obligation to not commit sexual assault in there is the same as it was in the hallway leading up to it.

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I was under the impression that, in the US, public bathrooms operate under some kind of gender-based “purge rules”, and that’s why it’s so essential to know who’s fair game

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Some people seem to only not assault others because they might get called out on it, so they assume everyone else is the same way. It’s pretty weird, and they’re really just telling on themselves.

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unisex bathrooms are honestly so much more pleasant, the fact that everyone goes in there makes it chill

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0opsreply
lemm.ee

I mean op's not wrong, everybody poops, but I bet that that horse-butt guy can poop

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sh.itjust.works

I’m trying to understand the handicap mermaid. Shouldn’t the chair have a propeller or something?

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wunamireply
lemmy.world

On land mermaids would need a wheelchair or something similar even if they aren't handicapped.

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lemmy.ca

Merperson touring a human city - presumably they have both lungs and gills so can spend a day out of water.

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TexasDrunkreply
lemmy.world

But can they sing? Do fathers on land reprimand their daughters?

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Why yes, human women are famously known for wearing cutlery in their hairdo.

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Everytime I see ocean things I think of SOMA. I may have some sort of mental disorder.

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Jesusreply
lemmy.world

“The last person to read this didn’t wash their hands.”

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Nikeluireply
lemmy.world

Wizards don't go to the toilet. They soil themselves, then cast prestidigitation to clean their clothes.

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That's a great question to not have a good answer to. Certainly looks like a shorter statement.

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