OPENBLADE 17.4 HBMRW
RELEASE NOTES
FEATURES:
- Can lie*
- Improved enemy detection
- Re-enabled limited access to OpenBlade knowledge
database
CAUTION: There is no guarantee that the information
gathered and processed by OpenBlade is factual!
BUGS:
- Occasional meta commentary
- Sometimes refuses to execute cronjobs
- Interfacing with OpenWellington with misconfigured
date breaks OpenBlade's understanding of time,
this can be fixed by rebooting
- Attempting to provide empirical proofs about the shape
of the earth, causes OpenBlade to ignore any input
for at least 160 minutes, executing:
/sbin/cnsprc -t "flat earth"
CAUTION: Removing this file causes OpenBlade to refuse
to boot!!!**
...
* We discovered that OpenBlade can lie during routine combat
efficiency benchmarking. We're not entirely sure if this is
a new feature it developed itself, or something we simply
missed during the last release. Anyway, we couldn't trace
the source of this 'ability,' so we decided to label it as
a feature.
** It won't let you remove the file, but it will be very angry
that you tried to do so. It may still be used as a 'dumb'
weapon during its "angered period".
surely the best resting place for a sword would be something like a sheath. I guess that's how it works IRL too, most places aren't equipped for the comfort of every user. I don't even have to suspend disbelief to read your comics!
from what I recall, a sheath for a sword this long would have a slit down the side. though I believe the purpose was to make it easier to draw, not for the sword's comfort
We love an unreliable narrator
surely the best resting place for a sword would be something like a sheath. I guess that's how it works IRL too, most places aren't equipped for the comfort of every user. I don't even have to suspend disbelief to read your comics!
Sheaths are very hard to breathe in!
Are swords known to perform aerobic respiration?
I don't know any who are explicitly not.
How many swords do you know?
2!
from what I recall, a sheath for a sword this long would have a slit down the side. though I believe the purpose was to make it easier to draw, not for the sword's comfort
I didn't know the openblade was telling this whole story
it is one of the fan theories i like to entertain.
::: spoiler . 💚
:::
I guess Deb would have to be more [Paraterranean]
はい
Wow! Nice never-before-seen content! Thanks for it! (The content)
::: spoiler ?
You're welcome! Though it has been seen, it's just been a while since it was posted.
Does it have an _ URI?
yeah!
Thanks!
What about Red is Dead?
That's from pre _ era: https://lemmy.sdf.org/post/6048408 but ties in to http://analognowhere.com/techno-mage/arch_company/
Another banger!