Spyke
lemmy.world

So did your mom! (And I assume my mom too but it's not something I like to think of, lol)

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Makes me think of the sister I could have had that my mom washed down her throat with a gulp of vodka

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DosDudereply
retrolemmy.com

Are you implying your mom swallowed your seed? Because that's incest

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Oooh, thanks, now I finally understand what this is about. Maybe it is a language/cultural difference or something, but the whole "sperm = child" thing never clicked for me. Isn't, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child? And even then, only if fertilised, of course.

I dead-ass looked at this for almost a minute wondering if it's maybe a pop culture reference to a TV show or movie I don't know, where the pictured character actually eats children.

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Lemminaryreply
lemmy.world

Isn't, if anything, the egg more properly a stand-in for a future child?

Yes, thank you! Been muttering this under my breath for ages each time people say sperm=crotch goblins.

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It still works as a joke though...like when Bill Hicks would say that he has wiped entire nations off of his stomach with an old gym sock

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Now I am wondering what you meant when you said all moms have done it, because eating period doesn’t exactly sound any better haha. But yeah, it didn’t click for me either. I was pretty surely they didn’t mean eating their granddaughter’s pussy or actually children so what else could it be? But sperm make sense because of the pro life movement.

Edit: ignore the first part, I thought you were op lol

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lemmy.world

Sperm is not people. Unless you're squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn't work.

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rabberreply
lemmy.ca

I wonder if there's a porn of that

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lemmy.world

THIS reminded me of the days when I would occasionally have dinner at my girlfriends house with her parents and younger sister. My mind would occasionally flash thoughts of her parents and sister wondering how I was enjoying every possible version of sexual activity with their sweet innocent daughter and sister.

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