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lemmy.world

It could be worse...

The teeth could be on the outside.

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lemmy.world

This is probably the only time that sentence has been true

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Zwiebelreply
feddit.org

Are they outside or are we actually all inside???

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lemmy.world

Their tusks are on the outside. You can tell because of the way they are.

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tormehreply
discuss.tchncs.de

The tusks know where they are because they know where they are not

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M137reply
lemmy.world

You really didn't think that through at all. How is would that ever be untrue? I don't understand how someone could say something while at the same time not understand it at all.

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I was going to mention this, it's only a nightmare for the gyno that have to put his hands on a theethed vagina

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Zwiebelreply
feddit.org

The tongs are for spreading the vagina so the gynecologist can see better. It usually comes without teeth

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lemmy.world

Are they kept warm today? Like in a warmer water bucket or they just shove it in your armpit for a minute before inserting? (I must add, Vaginas are awesome be nice to them)

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Mine has a heat lamp, like they use at your local fastfood place, except with a couple of metal nightmare devices under it.

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klemptorreply
startrek.website

A lot of them are plastic now which means they're pretty much room temp

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Technically so are the metal ones, it's just the plastic doesn't conduct energy/heat as well as metal.

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