I mean there's a finite amount of water on earth. Everything we drink came from somewhere else. The ocean; whale farts. A spring; farts carried in cloud of water vapor before raining down. You're drinking the same water that has passed through Elvis and Genghis Khan.
This is one of those situations where the fact that they pointed out it was fart-free makes it that much more suspicious. Like, “Drink this - we definitely didn’t fart in it!”
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W FART FREE WATER
Common fart-free water W
L Fart water got that negative rizz ong
Thanks for making me giggle. Had a really bad day due to being sick.
Get better noob.
Uh, t-thanks...?
Water fart free free water
I saw FART before I saw FREE WATER vertically.
FREE WATER FART!
Well, IT IS fart free.
do we know that?
I don't care if it's free! Take the farts out of the water!
Butt is it?
Technically it's impossible for water to be fart free.
i wouldn’t be so sure
I mean there's a finite amount of water on earth. Everything we drink came from somewhere else. The ocean; whale farts. A spring; farts carried in cloud of water vapor before raining down. You're drinking the same water that has passed through Elvis and Genghis Khan.
Some graphic designer thought he was so clever. This is atrocious
He knows.
It's just missing an 'A' there before the 'R's then it's art
"Hey Ryan, how's your FART project going?" -Kevin, The Office
It clearly says the water is fart free. That's a W in my book.
It’s We fart free water. Gary, the boss’s son “lost” the E on the way in and so they figured people would get it anyway.
May I have some frater please
W fart, have some free water
More of a fart post innit?
Is there a c/keming community here? Or a c/dontdeadopeninside?
This wouldn't go in either
It definitely fits dontdeadopeninside imo.
W fart free water
It is a W. I don't want any farts in my water.
Well... this is good, right?
What’s wrong with free fart water
Fart free water is how I read it. I definitely don't want farts in my water. I'm glad someone finally did something about it.
This is one of those situations where the fact that they pointed out it was fart-free makes it that much more suspicious. Like, “Drink this - we definitely didn’t fart in it!”
Right. It’s like reassuring definitely no one jerked into your Döner sauce.
I mean, the price is right.
Fart Art
its cute that you all think its fart water but its just clever marketing for plain ol mop water
Idk I like my water fart-free
Soda IS the water carbonised with farts.
The water is fart free, the soda is not
There are more polite ways to make the water frizzy
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Good reporting, spliffman.
I would tuck my shirt in aggressively and set course to the Hell No system, maximum warp.
Water free fart \o/
None of it's fart free. Fish fart in water.
Water? Never touch the stuff.
Free water * free fart
Fat-free as in fart-free beer or fart-free speech?
Water free free water
Free water without any water?
water-free free water indeed i guess
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