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lemmy.world

Thanks for making me giggle. Had a really bad day due to being sick.

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I mean there's a finite amount of water on earth. Everything we drink came from somewhere else. The ocean; whale farts. A spring; farts carried in cloud of water vapor before raining down. You're drinking the same water that has passed through Elvis and Genghis Khan.

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It’s We fart free water. Gary, the boss’s son “lost” the E on the way in and so they figured people would get it anyway.

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lemmy.world

Is there a c/keming community here? Or a c/dontdeadopeninside?

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It is a W. I don't want any farts in my water.

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kbin.social

Fart free water is how I read it. I definitely don't want farts in my water. I'm glad someone finally did something about it.

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lemmy.world

This is one of those situations where the fact that they pointed out it was fart-free makes it that much more suspicious. Like, “Drink this - we definitely didn’t fart in it!”

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Right. It’s like reassuring definitely no one jerked into your Döner sauce.

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I would tuck my shirt in aggressively and set course to the Hell No system, maximum warp.

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