Spyke
lemmy.world

"That's why I'm so excited about WAR THUNDER: THUNDER CHUNDER. I'm a PhD in maths and an engineer but I like to use BRILLIANT to plan my bunker."

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meeeeetchreply
lemmy.world

Hey, where else am I going to find leaked schematics of all the hardware that's going to show up in this upcoming civil war?

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I still think that war thunder should introduce alien spaceships. That way we can learn what really is in area 51.

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I would have laughed so fucking much if trumps shitty parade was sponsored by war thunder. It was bad enough with crypto sponsors.

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lemmy.today

My Raycon earbuds are great for listening to emergency broadcasts during the total collapse of American society...

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sh.itjust.works

No they're not lol. I bought them because of podcasts and my $20 JBLs are better. The fucking ANC does nothing and they sound like crap.

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ouRKaoSreply
lemmy.today

Oh, no doubt, lol. I was just making a joke...

I've never seen or heard an ad for Sennheiser, but my wired cans from a decade ago are still my favorites. So glad the Steam Deck has a 3.5, but I did have to get a Bluetooth adapter to use them with my phone.

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Sennheisers are great, I've been using their headphones for years. Those and my Audio-Technicas get a lot of love from me.

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lemmy.zip

“Did you know you can be tracked if you go to a protest? That’s why I use Nord VPN, to keep me safe from viruses that can steal my personal infomation…”

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come home to utter loss and sadness.

come home to the flavor of Simple Rick.

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sh.itjust.works

Robert: "Speaking of murdering kids"

Sophie: "Jesus Christ Robert"

Robert: "Buy these products instead"

Sophie: "ok I guess"

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Look at least this way they're working in the factories to make usless shit instead of out on the streets starving to death

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andros_rexreply
lemmy.world

I wish they would release unbleeped versions of those ad transitions sometimes. I wanna hear more about the BlueApron blood sport island

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infosec.pub

I think he has to stop with the child hunting island because people didn’t understand that it was parody.

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The troubled teen industry episode does have a bastard hunting down children with his helicopter.

The grave of that fucker is pretty close too, although vandalism is perhaps best for living bastards…

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And when the apocalypse hits, I'll be using ExpressVPN to access all the different movies I want to watch without any geo locking!

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klu9reply
piefed.social

Nothing better for jumping over the Make America Great Firewall!

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Well shit, we are going to have to build a wall then. And make the americans pay for it.

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Well if you are serious: try to find a job abroad. Immigration is a lot easier if you already have a job lined up.

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lemmy.world

“When I’m holed up in my boarded-up house defending myself against the looters, I want to be wearing my Mack Weldon boxer briefs.”

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They're anti micro bacterial. So no matter the radiation fueled disease, your balls will stay fresh and clean.

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Hey, gotta make rent somehow. I'm not going to blame people for needing money.

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