Spyke

We all know how they are going to kill you... or better, where

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Considering the anime she's from, probably violently with one half of a large scissor.

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ah damn - shouldn't have swapped those two letters

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Depends... Are you going to die from giving or from receiving one? Or in other words: who's bob?

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Not at all! People are gonna be pissed at the devs and they'll patch my death scene right out of the game, or at least make it optional. I'm immortal, baby!

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I get assasinated by oracle for not owning a Solaris license and my death is ruled out as a suicide. Alternatively i get thrown into the sun somehow

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sopuli.xyz

killed in a crusade (shoe-ade?) started by a cult of spiders that have a shoe as their holy symbol, in order to liberate the promised shoe (due to the sheer scale, the item doubles as both symbol and holy land)

could be worse, I guess

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lemmy.ml

I honestly have no idea, which opens up a whole world of possibilities!

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I could offer to you: HTTP Status 304: Not modified

Guess it would be easier to die from modification, though.

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Maybe you move into a quantum state of being both in theory and practice at the same time

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feddit.de

Corrupted DNA, so most likely either cancer or radiation. The latter being not the greatest way to go...

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Um, I get isekai'd into a dragon god with mirror-twin kitsune goddess as his wives? So pretty damn good, though my actual wife might object a touch.

My username is an old D&D PC of mine who has evolved greatly over the decades and is currently the pantheon head in a campaign/book setting. Not sure how else to match what the name means to the idea of the thread title.

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My existence triggers undefined behavior in the laws of physics, causing the universe to glitch for a moment and then collapse entirely. Everyone alive at the time is trapped for eternity, unable to move or do anything, and sees nothing but some cryptic words suspended in an endless black void:

Segmentation fault (core dumped)
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A. I'm okay with it B. I'm not okay with it. C. I haven't a clue what it means. D. Maybe it means suicide, if so, I guess that is the choice I made?

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lemmy.ml

Same, I guess I have to fight an evil clone of myself or something.

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To be fair, it does seem like there’s at least 326 others, maybe more, so that doesn’t seem unlikely

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lemmy.cloudhub.social

::: spoiler CW - suicide Lol I mean, the first one wouldn’t even surprise me 😓 :::

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feddit.de

If you're suicidal, keep in mind there always will be a tomorrow and no suffering is endless. Life has ups and downs and even in the worst downs, you can usually manage to find happiness after a while. I hope you have at least an OK day.

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Oh, for sure! I’m fine now but it was a thing like years ago. Didn’t mean to concern anyone, sorry

Thank you 😊

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There's a Mortal Kombat character with the same name, so…you lose a mirror match. Fatality.

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Brayed to death by an Argentinian descendant of the African Wild Ass.

no bueno.

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I'm imagining the chest-burster scene from alien, but a it's a Weasel dressed as a caricature of an early 20th century monopolist.

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Death by a specially illiterate Lucifer, I guess?

Context for my username: it's the result of my 15yo edgy self trying to say "lightbringer" in Latin, without knowing how Latin compounds work. ("Lucifer" is fully regular, by the way.) Eventually however I stuck with the username across multiple sites, and it's still going strong two decades later.

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lemmy.jamestrey.com

You're the guy who's crushed by a building while Godzilla fights something else

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My username is the German version of a jackalope, so I guess I'm going out monty python style.

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lemmy.ml

Either in a Latin American jail or immolated by a French lamp. Burning to death would not be pleasant.

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lemmy.ml

Cârcel means muscle cramp in Romanian, so that's another inconvenient way you might go

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It'll be wilted and slimey. Ewww (honestly I just stuck with my old reddit name, which was randomly generated, because I suck at naming).

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Either i got lost on the moon and I'd be very bad at my job, or there's local fauna that hunted us down.

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Dying being an alchemist is like dying because you forgot to look both ways before crossing the street, in other words, I was a bad alchemist...

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If a dog who is an enlisted member of the Red Army of the USSR takes me out 1) what was I doing, 2) I probably deserved it at that point and 3) this means the USSR has been reformed

Barring a few obvious questions I think this outcome is a net positive fpr the world

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pingvenoreply
lemmy.ml

Pingveno is Esperanto for penguin. I guess I get cuted to death.

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Dying at the hand of Meryan person ("merjalane" = "Meryan person" in Estonian) sounds intriguing, considering that Merya people have been extinct for centuries

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Either I get crushed by a big moon with an angry face or smothered by labia

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feddit.de

I guess I'll become morbidly obese and die of a heart attack

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A juniper tree yelling at me seems like a uniquely bizarre way to go. Honestly, I'm on board.

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A nickname for a character from a book I want to write... the MC doesn't and lives on in the aftermath of a fallen empire. What's left is just a petty squabbling of those who survived, who came from the foreign lands and the dammed whose machinations are yet to be fulfilled.

(Think of an Andromeda show but leaning more into fantasy than sci fi)

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Got a few options. Maybe I fall off a cliff while walking backwards. Visit the UK and get struck by a car. Or the Canaanite god of death. Hopefully, it's quick.

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In a deep cavern, tricking zombies into following me into a trap, I find out ghasts run faster than the usual shamblers and get eaten.

Hopefully it'll bash my head in before munching on my limbs.

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