Spyke

Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants.

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lemm.ee

That readers also enjoy section under it...hmmm. Only horse like people I suppose.

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lemmy.world

Let's math! An average egg holds 52ml in volume. The average ejaculation delivers between 2 and 6ml. This means you'll have to nut into your pie crust 9 - 26 times to keep it from crumbling.

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I cast "when you go to work/school tomorrow your boss/teacher will have everyone check each other's browser history as office/class team-building exercise."

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lemmy.sdf.org

Probably? PROBABLY? Where's your sense of scientific rigour, my dude?

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i hate when people talk about cum as a milk substitute in coffee.

it's a egg white replacement.

it would just curdle in hot drinks

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lemmy.world

There used to be a video on pornhub of a couple of dudes nutting into a skillet, then some chick makes an omelet with all the jizz and eats it. Pretty gross

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interesting that if she would have swallowed raw cum, it's considered sexy, but actually cooking it? gross

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My friend asked my partner her recipe for her awesome sticky rice the other day. I told him I provide a special ingredient.

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