lemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbySnokenKeekaGuard Mission impossibleHate posting a shitter ssView original on lemmy.dbzer0.com795Comments18
hansolo lemmy.today6Hide 6 repliesExpert difficulty: it's also cold and raining outside. There's no food or coffee available once you get up, you have to go to the store. "I lost the escape room, but I started a hunger strike to protest... I dunno, pick something for me."51
PPacattack57 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI am sometimes amazed at the lengths I will go to make sure I have coffee in the morning. Like to the point I act like a responsible adult. Last week I actually bought groceries BEFORE I ran out cuz I was running low on coffee.9
hansolo replylemmy.today1Hide 1 replyCaffeine is the only positive codependent addiction ever recorded.2
oouthouseperilous replylemmy.dbzer0.comClearly youve never heard of cocaine. Look at what it did for imperialism!1
tetris11 replylemmy.ml2Hide 2 repliesPro difficulty: your tears have gone cold, and you're wondering why8
ggo $fsck yourself lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyAdvanced Difficulty: You have to use the whole word "you" instead of a single letter.9
SnokenKeekaGuard replylemmy.dbzer0.com6Hide 6 repliesNo I'm just young enough that not everything is uncomfortable yet20
jjaybone replylemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyI like how Mr. Health Advice over here just casually throws in “masturbate” to his long list of exercise routines.9
Expert difficulty: it's also cold and raining outside. There's no food or coffee available once you get up, you have to go to the store.
"I lost the escape room, but I started a hunger strike to protest... I dunno, pick something for me."
I am sometimes amazed at the lengths I will go to make sure I have coffee in the morning. Like to the point I act like a responsible adult. Last week I actually bought groceries BEFORE I ran out cuz I was running low on coffee.
Caffeine is the only positive codependent addiction ever recorded.
Clearly youve never heard of cocaine. Look at what it did for imperialism!
Pro difficulty: your tears have gone cold, and you're wondering why
*tea's
WHAT THE FUCK
how have I misheard this lyric all my life
I'm playing right now, wish me luck
Did you make it in time?
I did, actually. Thanks for checking!
...to work.
That's what makes it high difficulty and I work in the next room.
Advanced Difficulty: You have to use the whole word "you" instead of a single letter.
What r you, my mom?
Nightmare difficulty: there are cats on you.
Ok, that's impossible.
No I'm just young enough that not everything is uncomfortable yet
I like how Mr. Health Advice over here just casually throws in “masturbate” to his long list of exercise routines.
It's good cardio!