Massaging the neck and face may help flush waste out of the brain
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Study was done in mice, and it relies on massaging specific lymph nodes which are easily accessible for massage (sounds like most of the lymph nodes related to the brain-flushing mechanism are too deep in the neck to really get at).
Super curious if/where humans have analogues.
Please dont show that my wife
Because you don’t want her giving you a face massage so you can take a brain poop? Gonna need some further explanation, chief.
Wife already wants hourly neck and head massages. My thumbs are already working at max capacity, Captain. I'm giving it all I got!
do you at least get some back?
Man's already massaging her neck and head and saying it's too much, now you want him to massage her back too?
/s lol
have you thought maybe it might be easier to ghost her?
just pretend you're dead and she might go away.
edit:
Second that
Segue into sexy time
Instructions unclear, snapped my neck.
note: do not attempt if you’re a chiropractor
Chiropractics is brain waste in itself.
But it could make your back feel better for a day or two. Why address the cause when we can just temporarily fix the symptoms?
Most of what they do is just placebo, recently read somewhere about it not even reliefing issues but the noise making people feel better for a short while.
I'm a brain chiropractor, I twist the brain
Then there will be nothing left. 😕
So my brain is full of shit?
I'm a slab of meat, rubbing my meat to relax my meat. This biomass is relaxed
I also enjoy rubbing my meat
Perhaps why we rub our eyes when tired? I wonder.
Not working. I still have a lot of waste in my brain.
Shit so once again the Chinese were onto something...,?
Isn't this also what happens when we sleep?