Spyke
isyasadreply
lemmy.world

Couldn't figure it out for a bit, the censored word is "jizz"

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Fizzreply
lemmy.nz

My workplace spends hundreds of thousands on applications that could more easily be an excel sheet. Ive actually come full circle and now I'm begging them to go back to using excel for everything.

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lemmy.world

I feel like a gui database is a good compromise, like access. Trouble with Excel is limited power, it's hard to lock down, and people tend to start maintaining their own independent copies. I'm not a computer person, though, so your mileage may vary.

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Fizzreply
lemmy.nz

People maintaining their own versions is a training issue and you can see who made changes. If someone is modifying it that shouldn't just go over and tell them not to. But anyway its normally permission controlled so that can't happen.

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That's makes sense to me. That hasn't prevented broken spreadsheets and/or islands of spreadsheet copies, in my experience, but I could see how that could be organization or industry specific.

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lemmy.world

Shared Access databases are absolutely horrible to work with between network errors, the database being corrupted, and a host of other issues.

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lemmy.world

Fair enough. There are definitely better databases. Is it worse than a shared excel sheet on onedrive?

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uuldikareply
lemmy.ml

Yammer is actually real though 😭

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Frostbeardreply
lemmy.world

They really try to make engage a thing at my workplace. HR really pushes it but not even the crickets are alive in there

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I'm pretty sure at my place it's just the CEO('s gimp suited underlings) and similar types('s gimp suited underlings).

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Right because who doesn't want to watch a video of the CEO demonstrate they don't understand their own business?

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Someonelolreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Fuck this is too real. The assholes who force the company to implement these additional platforms usually fuck off right before they officially roll out and leave everyone else scrambling to figure out how it works.

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They're usually some junior executives who are trying to pad out their resume with the right keywords they need for their next job.

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fatalicusreply
lemmy.world

Have you seen this old show? Season 1, 2, 3, 9 and 12 is available on streaming service 1, the rest on streaming service 2, except season 7 and half of season 11 which are on service 3 and the rest of season 11 is unfortunately not available anywhere.

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DanVctrreply
sh.itjust.works

You can find the complete series in 4K all in one torrent, though.

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Echo Dotreply
feddit.uk

But you have to be careful though because otherwise you'll download the version with Yiddish subtitles actually burnt into the video.

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lemmy.world

According to government records, the only names not yet trademarked are "Popplers" and "Zitsels."

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Bebo (/ˈbiːboʊ/ BEE-boh) was an American social networking website that originally operated from 2005 until its bankruptcy in 2013. The site relaunched several times after its bankruptcy with a number of short-lived offerings, including instant messaging and video streaming, until its acquisition by Amazon in July 2019 when it was shut down. It was announced in January 2021 that it would be returning as a new social-media site the month after. By May 2022, it had once again been shut down, without having left beta-testing.

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midwest.social

2010: I wish they had TV on the Internet

2025: I wish nobody had TV and nobody had Internet

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In like 2005 i remenber thinking places like aadultswim putting the week's episodes up was nice. I enjoyed tv on the internet. I enjoyed the internet.

Get off my lawn.

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Remember when southpark.com had all the episodes for free because Matt and Trey were sick of pirating their own show to see an episode?

Pepperidge Farm Remembers.

Then they made a deal with Paramount and said "fuck you guys, I'm going home."

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mander.xyz
# big
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Normal

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threereply
lemmy.zip

filling mobile screens with your comments

It's free realestate

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But to answer your question, they probably used markdown headers like # HA HA!

HA HA!

Depending on your client, you can choose to select text and see what they wrote before the markdown is rendered.

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I really hope that one is Australian and short for YouSkunts. The ads would be great: Oi, wot ah youse cunts wachin? YouSkunts!

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sh.itjust.works

a rhousand years ago when I was in high school we had a throwaway day where we decided to have an elementary style show and tell instead of watch another shitty movie, and one girl brought in her pet skunks and they were named skok and skunt. they were both female skunks.

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because this is firmly in poe's law territory, i searched for "pibmow" which returned a wikipedia article for something called "pribnow box" which i figured was a set top streaming appliance, from which (until clicking it) i briefly inferred that everything in this post was real.

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^I^ ^am^ ^spreading^ ^misinformation^ ^online^

disgustingfilm is a parody account for discussingfilm.
I probably should have mentioned this, but its funnier this way.

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lemmy.sdf.org

It's actually not the worst name for a srreaming service, considering Philo Farnsworth was a key developer of modern electronic-scan TV.

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lemmy.world

Make your own streaming service at home, Youll love it.

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