tteuast replylemmy.cai also have no kids or desire for kids, and not much of this, other than being able to sleep6
VVanillaGorilla replykbin.social6Hide 6 repliesIs it the sex whenever you want? That feature is a paid one I think, mine's not working either.38
chemical_cutthroat replylemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesJust pull random shit out of your pockets and see if it increases their intimacy meter.8
VVanillaGorilla replykbin.social3Hide 3 replies"Use rubber chicken with woman" I can't use that "Use magical root beer on woman" I don't think she's thirsty "Use Wally's monocle on woman" I can't use that I give up. Women are too complicated.20
VVanillaGorilla replykbin.socialIn the current game he even has a kid with Elaine. He got that one going for him, which is nice.3
ppaddirn replylemmy.worldI would hope the sex didn’t include kids, that seems like it should be a given.1
DDubious_Fart lemmy.ml2Hide 2 repliesSex whenever you want? Sounds like a rapist costume, not an adult with no kids costume.-5
tthorbot replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replySex whenever you want doesn’t imply rape, unless you’re a rapist yourself5
DDubious_Fart replylemmy.mlSounds like what a rapist would say trying to cover for their urge to take sex whenever they want it.-2
I have no kids. Where's my all of that?
i also have no kids or desire for kids, and not much of this, other than being able to sleep
I said it was my costume
Huh my costume must be defective
Is it the sex whenever you want? That feature is a paid one I think, mine's not working either.
Goddamn pay-to-win model!
Just pull random shit out of your pockets and see if it increases their intimacy meter.
"Use rubber chicken with woman"
I can't use that
"Use magical root beer on woman"
I don't think she's thirsty
"Use Wally's monocle on woman"
I can't use that
I give up. Women are too complicated.
There's a reason Guybush Threepwood never got laid.
If only it had a pulley in the middle...
In the current game he even has a kid with Elaine. He got that one going for him, which is nice.
That last bullet point is kinda sus
I would hope the sex didn’t include kids, that seems like it should be a given.
Is that Jim Carrey in Yes Man?
Yup!
*liquor, drugs and sex partners sold separately
Sex whenever you want?
Sounds like a rapist costume, not an adult with no kids costume.
Sex whenever you want doesn’t imply rape, unless you’re a rapist yourself
Sounds like what a rapist would say trying to cover for their urge to take sex whenever they want it.