Spyke

Love oceanic evolution.

"That's goofy as fuck, looks like a child drew it."

"Does it fuck and make more?"

"Well, yeah, I guess, but..."

"GOOD ENOUGH. Put it in production."

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lemmy.ca

THE ANCESTORS OF THESE WALKING MOTHERFUCKERS IS WHY I HAVE TO PAY TAXES NOW

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don
lemm.ee

They’re standing on the seafloor. Everyone knows you don’t swim when standing on the floor. ffs who doesn’t know this.

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lemmy.zip

They could be dancing on the seafloor but no, they just stand there, menacingly.

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They overwhelm their predators with the menacing T-pose

2

Air is a gaseous fluid.

This is just how birds look at all of us.

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beehaw.org

I'm assuming walking uses less energy than swimming. Birds walk because it uses less energy than flying.

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He's pretending to walk while 5 of his buddies swim up behind you to attack. You fool!

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