I’ve figured it out. Imagine that Mia farrow and woody Allen were cousins and Soon-Yi were the child of Farrow’s deceased previous husband (I assume there’s no divorce, but I’ve never played this game). Then Soon-Yi marries a sibling of Ronan Farrow, who also dies. Now, if she and Ronan farrow get married, she’s his cousin, half-sister, sister-in-law, niece, and wife.
Then if he’s the king and they like each other, she’s the queen, his vassal, and his friend.
Edit: I guess Mia farrow would also have to be dead for Soon-Yi and Allen to have gotten married.
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Historically accurate royal family. Not even joking, it was all incest.
when heredity is power, consolidation of power is inbreeding
I’ve figured it out. Imagine that Mia farrow and woody Allen were cousins and Soon-Yi were the child of Farrow’s deceased previous husband (I assume there’s no divorce, but I’ve never played this game). Then Soon-Yi marries a sibling of Ronan Farrow, who also dies. Now, if she and Ronan farrow get married, she’s his cousin, half-sister, sister-in-law, niece, and wife.
Then if he’s the king and they like each other, she’s the queen, his vassal, and his friend.
Edit: I guess Mia farrow would also have to be dead for Soon-Yi and Allen to have gotten married.
who's mia farrow and ronan farrow and woody allen and soon-yi
A really messy family situation, lol.
Family tumbleweed
Let me put it like this, there's literally an achievement called "A Perfect Circle"
So the family wreath
Less a family tree, more a family web.
It's just two parallel lines for a long time if you remove all the people who aren't direct ancestors
I could be wrong but I think I figured it out:
Reminds me of that star wars copypasta that ends with "... and she was a good friend"
https://youtu.be/RkTibALwfNg
It's art.
Doesn't matter, had sex
Ah, the Habsburg gambit
I'm my own grandpa... 🎶
Mein Stammbaum ist ein Kreis (my family tree is a circle)