I think what people don't appreciate about this is that it's not just about slamming the phone. The other person can HEAR you slam the phone, it's loud as hell. And that knowledge is what made slamming it so satisfying
Yeah especially if you did it while they were in the middle of speaking.
I did it once to a boss who threatened to fire me if I didn't cover a Sunday shift. I said I quit instead, and they started to backtrack.
I close my eyes and relive that detectable moment sometimes. I remember everything about it. My roommate was smoking a menthol cigarette by the window and her dog barked at the sound of me slamming the receiver home.
With the og flip phones you should still somewhat do this. Must've been a slight delay between closing and the call disconnecting.
Slight enough to hear those plastic casings clap.
I've broken plenty of phones back in the day from slamming the handset down on the cradle. What do you do if you break a public pay phone? I mean, besides run away?
At the zenith of that technology, the phone company(ies) had already battle tested countless other designs. The newest relics you find are hardened enough to be left unattended in the most vandalism prone areas imaginable. Each one, a little fortress perfectly protecting delicate electronics and a coin-box. Slam it all you want: they're nigh-on indestructible.
You have to really try to actually break a public payphone. By the time the receiver cracks you've hung up on the other end at least one or two slams ago.
I had one of those Nokia candybar phones back in the late 90s early 2000s. nothing was more therapeutic than just chucking the phone across the parking lot at mach 1. walking over to the pieces, assembling it, and going on with your day.
Now if they’re really mad in a movie you see someone yeet their $800 phone. They lost the middle ground of slamming or throwing a $50 corded phone out the window. Now there’s only the nuclear option.
I would love to have a soundboard that played sounds in calls. I'd answer the phone like Wolfman Jack all "caller, you're on the air! gorilla noise, honk"
Could be a thing soon, Android has added "sound enojis" that imo were probably the worst idea ever and only exist for kids to annoy their parents. It's a soundboard with like 3 sounds on the call screen when you're on a call. I could see them eventually allowing custom ones.
That's crap. If you're gonna give my kid a proper customizable soundboard so they can get creative with how they fuck with me at least that's something. This is just lord of the flies conch shell shit
Someone could make an app that detects a slam and hangs up the phone, then also sell a padded slam-receiver to replicate the experience. Or just use a pillow.
Edit: Found one. Unfortunately it no longer seems to be installable, probably because Google keeps fucking over independent app devs with new requirements. Source is here in case someone wants to see if they can build it.
People slam game controllers and replace them all the time. Same would go for this handset. Might even find a "retro" one that's sturdier. You could murder one with those old school ones.
Cell phones didn't exist. Kids need to call to get picked up after hours. There were payphones anywhere they would be used. Malls, Outside fast food restaurants, in shopping centers at gas stations.
I like in Australia we never got rid of them. More or less every payphone I saw growing up is still here. But they gave them 2 amazing upgrades:
They are now free to use
They are additionally free Wifi hotspots
Much better than dismantling them imo. They may not be widely used, but it's worth it for those that do. I've even used it once when my phone went flat and needed to call my wife.
And the old pay phones came in very useful here in SE QLD after cyclone Alfred. Without power all the cell towers stopped working but the old landlines weren't affected. People were lining up at the phone at the shops near me.
Oh that's nice. We visited Germany about 10 years ago and didn't get international cell service, so we were relying on hotel wifi and other wifi hotspots. This kind of thing would have been great.
I just mean that in normal life, how often do you really get mad enough at someone that you hang up on them? I can probably count that on one hand and I'm not exactly a youngun either. In movies it feels like every other phone call ended that way haha.
I was once in New York using an AT&T payphone and trying to place a reverse-charge (or "international collect") call to the UK and the operator REFUSED to accept that UK phone numbers are ten digits long. You better believe I put that thing through it's paces.
i mean you can still do this, my mom's SO has multiple landline phones in their house, and i'm sure it's not that difficult to convert an old landline phone to use modern standards with some adapters.
Just as a sidenote here, it really isn't hard to use an old phone.
You just get an old phone and then there's adapters with BT, so you just hook up the old phone to the adapter and hit pair on the BT to pair it with your phone and tadaa.
Actually just figured that out after reading this thread. Might get myself one.
You're surprisingly wrong. Landlines exist but there is basically nowhere left in the world where landlines outnumber mobiles (except places like North Korea, obvs). Mobile networks are literally cheaper to run than landline networks and that gets more and more true as the quality of infrastructure drops.
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I think what people don't appreciate about this is that it's not just about slamming the phone. The other person can HEAR you slam the phone, it's loud as hell. And that knowledge is what made slamming it so satisfying
Yeah especially if you did it while they were in the middle of speaking.
I did it once to a boss who threatened to fire me if I didn't cover a Sunday shift. I said I quit instead, and they started to backtrack.
I close my eyes and relive that detectable moment sometimes. I remember everything about it. My roommate was smoking a menthol cigarette by the window and her dog barked at the sound of me slamming the receiver home.
I think this might be my Nexus.
With the og flip phones you should still somewhat do this. Must've been a slight delay between closing and the call disconnecting. Slight enough to hear those plastic casings clap.
If you slam it hard enough you can still do this.
Especially with the glass iphones.
I've broken plenty of phones back in the day from slamming the handset down on the cradle. What do you do if you break a public pay phone? I mean, besides run away?
Why run from the broken public? Not like they ever knew
At the zenith of that technology, the phone company(ies) had already battle tested countless other designs. The newest relics you find are hardened enough to be left unattended in the most vandalism prone areas imaginable. Each one, a little fortress perfectly protecting delicate electronics and a coin-box. Slam it all you want: they're nigh-on indestructible.
The only non-functioning payphones I ever saw were the ones where the handset had been sawn off.
You have to really try to actually break a public payphone. By the time the receiver cracks you've hung up on the other end at least one or two slams ago.
Having worked in construction, I can report, you can totally still do this!
... One time per phone, unfortunately.
Those phones were durable AF.
I recall at least one movie scene where the hero beat the bad guy with one, and we all knew that would definitely work.
I had one of those Nokia candybar phones back in the late 90s early 2000s. nothing was more therapeutic than just chucking the phone across the parking lot at mach 1. walking over to the pieces, assembling it, and going on with your day.
Maybe this is why articles are always saying "So and so SLAMS Such and such". Nostalgia
I think that comes from pro wrestling.
For the modern effect, get a foldable or clamshell phone and flick it closed with some major sass.
It's the best thing about having a foldable.
So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--
I liked having a flip 5, so i could flip it closed multiple times
I mean, really the modern equivalent is throwing your phone at a hard surface.
It certainly makes a statement. Fuck all of this to the point I'm going to sever contact with the world and throw away a ton of money.
Now if they’re really mad in a movie you see someone yeet their $800 phone. They lost the middle ground of slamming or throwing a $50 corded phone out the window. Now there’s only the nuclear option.
Hello there
The payphone is by the school lockers. That brings back memories 👴🏼
My school had an official "smokers' corner." Oh no, not for the teachers. It was for the kids.
And it was inside the building.
We had a smoking room, but it was only for seniors.
gingerly puts down a $600 iPhone, trembling in anger "...good day, sir."
...yeah, we might need a generation of phones built to be a tank, just so we can properly communicate our wrath to the other person.
Huh. Maybe a 'soundboard' app, which allows you to hang up the current call with a sound effect?
Or a USB-c to RJ45 converter so you can get an old phone from the thrift shop to carry around in case of angry phone shenanigans.
RJ11 converter* -An RJ45 is too big.
Technically either would work, but may as well have the proper esthetics.
I would love to have a soundboard that played sounds in calls. I'd answer the phone like Wolfman Jack all "caller, you're on the air! gorilla noise, honk"
Could be a thing soon, Android has added "sound enojis" that imo were probably the worst idea ever and only exist for kids to annoy their parents. It's a soundboard with like 3 sounds on the call screen when you're on a call. I could see them eventually allowing custom ones.
That's crap. If you're gonna give my kid a proper customizable soundboard so they can get creative with how they fuck with me at least that's something. This is just lord of the flies conch shell shit
Someone could make an app that detects a slam and hangs up the phone, then also sell a padded slam-receiver to replicate the experience. Or just use a pillow.
Edit: Found one. Unfortunately it no longer seems to be installable, probably because Google keeps fucking over independent app devs with new requirements. Source is here in case someone wants to see if they can build it.
There's a market for that.
https://a.co/d/4k1KBf4
I like this. I can slam it down without breaking my cell phone
People slam game controllers and replace them all the time. Same would go for this handset. Might even find a "retro" one that's sturdier. You could murder one with those old school ones.
How's your knees feeling OP?
I slammed my phone down and need a new one constantly
Doing this was always satisfying
Or you can just simply slap your face. It has a similar sound effect.
It's an inanimate fucking object!
https://youtu.be/9x-iZGnsLOU
Love the video
Why is there a payphone inside of a highschool?
Cell phones didn't exist. Kids need to call to get picked up after hours. There were payphones anywhere they would be used. Malls, Outside fast food restaurants, in shopping centers at gas stations.
I like in Australia we never got rid of them. More or less every payphone I saw growing up is still here. But they gave them 2 amazing upgrades:
They are now free to use
They are additionally free Wifi hotspots
Much better than dismantling them imo. They may not be widely used, but it's worth it for those that do. I've even used it once when my phone went flat and needed to call my wife.
And the old pay phones came in very useful here in SE QLD after cyclone Alfred. Without power all the cell towers stopped working but the old landlines weren't affected. People were lining up at the phone at the shops near me.
Bro what kind of utopia are you living in excuse me?
Free wifi! That's freaking awesome
That's the most anti-American thing I've ever heard.
Oh that's nice. We visited Germany about 10 years ago and didn't get international cell service, so we were relying on hotel wifi and other wifi hotspots. This kind of thing would have been great.
Free WiFi only if you are a Telstra customer for your home broadband
Nah they changed that a while ago
https://www.telstra.com.au/exchange/free-wi-fi-is-now-available-to-anyone-across-selected-telstra-pa
It might not be every single one yet, but they were/are working towards that goal.
good to know next time I am waiting at my local bus stop
Replace "inside of a highschool" with literally any location with reasonable footfall to get the same answer.
Fair.
Just seems weird to have it in a hallway. Maybe it opens up to a cafeteria behind the camera where I would expect it.
Ours was on a wall across from the office, but the wall opened up to the cafeteria just next to it. I recall students sometimes using it during lunch.
So kids could use the phone.
And why is it the woman from B99
So kids can prank call during lunchbreak and call 900 numbers... and call the parents to say they got in trouble for inappropriate calls...
Because it was a time in between smoke signals and cell phones
So sexy
Would you hear the slam in the other end?
The beginning, in some cases.
Yes you definitely would
It was glorious when we could all do this
I'm old enough to have done this, yet I never have..
I feel like this was more one of these movie things that don't happen nearly as often in real life.
Oldhead here: we slammed the living shit out of those phones.
I just mean that in normal life, how often do you really get mad enough at someone that you hang up on them? I can probably count that on one hand and I'm not exactly a youngun either. In movies it feels like every other phone call ended that way haha.
"I love you."
"I know."
You probably weren't that angry when using public phones.
I was once in New York using an AT&T payphone and trying to place a reverse-charge (or "international collect") call to the UK and the operator REFUSED to accept that UK phone numbers are ten digits long. You better believe I put that thing through it's paces.
i mean if you slam a modern phone hard enough...
i mean you can still do this, my mom's SO has multiple landline phones in their house, and i'm sure it's not that difficult to convert an old landline phone to use modern standards with some adapters.
I don’t think anyone was claiming that it was literally impossible.
wow no shit
Lol your comment is entirely superfluous.
god i miss the days when you at least knew if you were responding to a real person, because now i don't even know if i'm just calling an LLM an idiot
Just as a sidenote here, it really isn't hard to use an old phone.
You just get an old phone and then there's adapters with BT, so you just hook up the old phone to the adapter and hit pair on the BT to pair it with your phone and tadaa.
Actually just figured that out after reading this thread. Might get myself one.
See this is when you would slam the phone
What about their comments implies they are a bot?
Or are your feelings just hurt, little guy?
Man imagine the privilege.
There are whole third world countries that still NEED to use these types of phones LMAO 🤣
You're surprisingly wrong. Landlines exist but there is basically nowhere left in the world where landlines outnumber mobiles (except places like North Korea, obvs). Mobile networks are literally cheaper to run than landline networks and that gets more and more true as the quality of infrastructure drops.