Spyke
futurology.today

Definitely worth the microplastics and fart infused libations. Aunt Bertha can get that pressure high enough to squirt a laser beam of wine across the living room.

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Boxed wine is already in a plastic bag so that's not such a worry

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MrQuallzinreply
lemmy.world

Says it hold 150 gallons in the bottom left. I'd wager someone just photoshopped the arm, tube, and text onto an existing bean bag listing

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The arm is lit up from the bottom, totally doesn't fit the rest of the lighting in the picture.

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Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

I mean, I didn't expect to, but boy was I upset I couldn't find this. Would have been a great gift to finally get me disowned from my mom's side of the family.

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Rekorsereply
sh.itjust.works

We gave my stepmother-in-law a wine glass that could fit an entire bottle of wine in it, and said "its cause you like wine so much!". She took it really well.

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Eyedustreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Oh yeah, my sister and my mother already have one of those. I was thinking that the chair would just be so overkill that it'd go right past funny straight into "a personal slight upon my honor" territory.

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Rekorsereply
sh.itjust.works

Theres also a chance they love it and you have to deal with them sitting on it everytime you come over!

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Eyedustreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Make one where you put in grapes and just sit and lay on it all day to make wine starter, aka grape juice.

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Honestly, I don't even drink often but this whole plan sounds like an amazing day.

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lemmy.zip

Franzia really stepped up it's game.

Also, boxed wine has an undeserved bad rap. It's not, like, an amazing wine...but it's inexpensive, it ships well, and it stays good in the box for a while, so I'm not tempted to finish the bottle.

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Similarly to how wine bottles with metal caps used to be frowned upon, because "all quality wines are bottled with corks". I've had both awful and great wines from both corked and capped bottles.

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Comes with a free pillow as well, you just need to inflate it.

Hell if your enough of a piss head, you can build a nice air mattress from them as well.

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True, but for $~20 I can buy like, a six-pack of premium domestic beer, a 4-pack of craft beer, or 3-5 litres of wine. Box wine is the clear value winner, and tastes significantly better than cheap beer.

Idk about the hangover tho. I don't really get hangovers. I remember before my wedding...my bachelor party was Foxwoods casino, and meanwhile my wife went with her sister and mom to a Jimmy Buffet tribute concert. They all felt much worse than I did in the morning.

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slrpnk.net

Ok but fr fr I have a chair thing like that (no tube ofc) and it’s the most ridiculously comfortable thing you could ever want to sit and be lazy on because if you fall asleep it’s still comfortable af. (It’s not a beanbag, it’s full of polyfill and foam block)

Add alcohol to it and you’ll never get up, even if you don’t like wine.

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kungenreply
feddit.nu

And then you failed it? That sucks, dude :(

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lemmy.world

That much thermal mass would stay room temp for a while, probably longer than you are conscious. I recommend a cab.

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why yes i use that comically large beanbag chair as a wine making barrel thanks for asking

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DUMBASSreply
leminal.space

Maybe a nice spiced rum is your style or would you prefer the floral bouquet that is gin?

If you want that body buzz like weed, a nice hop heavy beer will hit the spot just right.

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Rekorsereply
sh.itjust.works

In what world are the effects of cannabis and alcohol remotely similar? You need to try cannabis again.

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This one we're in right now lol, plus it's only beer, not the entirety of alcohol.

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