Spyke
feddit.nl

Me wondering what obese has to do with it... "Dailymail" oh... Got it.

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Somehow it follows us from FB to Twitter to Reddit to here.

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Also the bold all caps FIVE... Like, can you beleive an obese person can have multiple people interested in them?

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Jimmycakesreply
lemmy.world

What does daily mail have to do with it? Bitch is obese. Can the news not report facts anymore. Are people so used to clickbait that factual headlines bother them. I guess clickbait really has won.

Is she:

✅Obese

✅Woman

FIVE lovers

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The only reason to point out her weight is to trigger some unnecessary reaction of disgust from people. It's not a matter of factual or not, it's not relevant at all to the story about "abducting and torturing" a person. Why does it matter at all that she's obese? They didn't put "short dark haired, white, brown eyed...." They chose obese for a reason and to me it's kinda gross to be enforcing the whole "weight shame" thing. Like yeah this person is supremely fucked up, but you put that stuff out there like it's normal and ok to shame someone for which has an effect when taken in with the rest of what we observe in any given day.

What dailymail has to do with it is they're a shit rag tabloid outlet that runs the kind of nonsense stories you used to see about people finding Bigfoot and whatnot so it makes sense they'd be framing something like this. It's a form of click bait to be honest, it doesn't have to be a lie to be click bait it just has to attract your click. The obese part isn't necessary but it might get someone to click.

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Nalivaireply
lemmy.world

Obese commenter @[email protected] with no friends and social life, who recently discovered a huge wart on his nose, and who just remembered that nobody likes him, left a comment on a post recently.

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That don't even make sense the wart is on my dick. You can be sued for libel and cyber bullying

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I can see why folks are so upset, but the obesity is the only thing that makes this story interesting in today's crazy world.
Articles need a hook. Like meth or maga or madness or incest or ... obesity. That's how they get read.

Now .. I imagine most of you don't have any experience with polyamory. A LOT of those folks are morbidly obese. So the joke here is that DM is screaming about an everyday fact of that community in order to hype a .... murder? (dunno, dont care about theses idiots, didnt read.)

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Wilcoreply

It must be a cult uniform. That prison jumpsuit look is all the rage amongst polygamous cultists I hear.

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Was gonna say she did, and that that type has great hair, but top right over here bucking trends. Why did she not have them kill him instead?

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lemmy.world

She has all her stat points in Charisma.

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I'm tempted to say: "you do see the same guys i'm seeing?" Doesn't take a lot of charisma, she seems to have caught a bundle of lost souls and used them.

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Acinonyxreply
lemmy.sdf.org

maybe, but she didn't have to. she's a woman, there's not much charisma needed

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mmcintyrereply
lemmy.world

It's one thing to say many men are easy, it's a whole ass other thing to say any woman could have 5 lovers alongside their husband and get him and 4 of her boytoys to do crimes. She's damn sure got something. My husband would draw the line well before 5!

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Monumentreply
lemmy.sdf.org

I’d be fine with it, but my wife barely likes men. There’s no way I could convince her to find me a gaming buddy.

(I kid! I’d actually rather she find someone that knows C++.)

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Monumentreply
lemmy.sdf.org

I love Lemmy.

So. Honestly, I’m in over my head on a couple projects that I thought were going to be “easy enough.”

I’m new to the entire “type” of project I’m building - ESP32’s with displays. The starter project is a ‘magic 8 ball.’ I have one of these already and figure the gyro/accelerometer can capture the shake/flip motion. The more complex one is intended to be backed by ESPHome and use a motion sensor/Bluetooth presence detection to deliver customized messages in addition to providing smart home control.

In the course of trying to figure them out, it’s become apparent I’m going to have to learn/use LVGL for the graphics. I haven’t yet gotten to LVGL and I already am on the struggle bus.

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Hmm that sounds interesting.

I'd say to message me on discord and we can talk about it more but I don't think Lemmy supports DMS? Or maybe it's just my app.

Either way I don't really want to dox myself on this account so idk haha.

Edit: I guess a link that inspires in one week is fine. This account isn't really that anon anyways.

Add me as a friend on Discord! Invite expires in 1 week: https://discord.gg/MvUd4Qrd

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NONEreply
lemmy.world

So the guys have their Self-esteem in negative numbers?

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People with no game blame "society" for "training" women to act as if sex is something to be withheld, thereby creating an economy where women don't need to put in effort to get laid, thereby creating situations where shitty men blame women for their own failures, where in reality if you touch grass, wear deodorant, and have a shred of empathy there is no shortage of people you can meet that will gladly fuck you even though you're fat and ugly.

But I know you know this and are simply being Socratic, so carry on!

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canreply
sh.itjust.works

Sincerely? It was an attempt to be Socratic like @[email protected] said.

Sometimes I like to know if pressed what will happen. Was it a general misogynist comment? Serious or a bad attempt at a humour? How much have they thought about it? Little or have they gone down the incel/manospshere/redpill rabbit hole?

You know? Maybe they've never been called out and asked to reflect on their beliefs before.

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lemmy.world

My fat ass thinking "wow really?! How?!"

then I saw the men... no thanks

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Jayreply
lemmy.ca

It appears she chooses quantity over quality.

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lemm.ee

The guy on the bottom right is the only one actually nailing that look.

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lemmy.world

Whaaaat, bottom middle for me, except he’s got mean eyes. That might be a reflection of his recent circumstances though, I can’t imagine he’s in a great mood.

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lemmy.world

He looks like he should be playing lead guitar in a folk band or something. Like he's from some parallel universe's version of Fleet Foxes.

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They're definetly in a metal band with several backgrounds. Top mid, clockwise: vocals, drums, lead guitar, bass, rhythm guitar (though guitars actually often harmonize or exchange solos)

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midwest.social

They're wearing orange so it might just be that they aren't allowed to shave or take care of their presentation in jail

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lemmy.world

The headline seems to imply that the real news is that the "Obese woman" has FIVE lovers

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bitchkatreply
lemmy.world

You have functional eyes? Do you want anyone of those people?

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lemmy.world

Bro, they say perpetual motion is impossible, buuuuut, see. These sciency types ain’t had a woman like her.

You just climb up on her and smack your own ass and BAM. Perpetual motion.

All you gotta do is ride the wave after that until you’re finished.

All these Charles Manson lookalikes must have learned about the perpetual motion truth and got excited enough to become love slaves to this trophy of a perpetual motion machine.

I’m telling you bro, it’s like surfing but it smells funny and you’re getting laid.

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I hate to read the daily mail, and can only apologise for linking to it but the story is great.

They kept him in a motel for a week, before letting him visit a store where he contacted someone who contacted his mum, to come rescue him ...

The victim was rescued only when his captors allowed him a brief trip to a nearby Speedway convenience store on March 21, as reported by FOX8.

During the moment of freedom, he managed to make contact with someone who then alerted his mother.

'When he was there, he made contact with an individual, who got in contact with the victim's mother,' Sprow explained.
His mother immediately rushed to the Red Roof Inn to rescue her son, and police were called to the scene.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14555247/Obese-woman-FIVE-lovers-ordered-abduct-torture-sixth-man-whod-displeased-her.html

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Obese woman: I AM DISPLEASED!!!

Lover number 2 scurries in, head low eyes darting around: yes milord

Obese woman: bring me 6's head on a pike, but do it... Slowly.

Lover 2: yes milord backs into the shadows quietly.

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Its always a huge hit to the self esteem when you see people like this with many lovers and I can't even get a date.

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These folks aren’t interested in a date. Depraved sex is to them what collecting old video games is to me.

It’s just a hobby, and they aren’t usually picky or they can’t afford their hobby.

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You can get a date, if you lower to standards to anyone. No shade, but are you looking to hit up Ms. "obese, unhygienic, multiple kid having, dirty house and stinky 🐱?" Not saying that you should, but if you accept anything, you'll get anything.

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One of the guys might be free. Gotta get in line for her tho ...

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Also about the comment, i think she was in a Johnny Depp phase, when she built the 4th guy.

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Bottom right had bits of Adrien Brody DNA. Bottom middle had bits of Guillermo del Toro. Husband, maybe Geico Caveman? Top two, I got nothing. Top-middle is like Wish.com Kurt Cobain, maybe. Top-right kinda looks like a former professor of mine, but that's not helpful.

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lemmy.world

Top right reminded me of someone, I’ve been racking my brain for the last couple of hours and finally figured it out.

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hakunawazoreply
lemmy.world

For all, that's Dennis Franz (Captain Lorenzo from Die Hard 2), not porn hedgehog Ron Jeremy, though he would be a much better example for the guys above.

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