You're keeping it this time?

Have you told him it's mine?

“So, who’s the father again?”

"So who's the father this time?"

When's the funeral?

Everyone here a potential father too?

Hey guys, I'm pregnant too.

Did the abortion fail?

Are you keeping it?

Roasted or boiled this time?

Sure it is yours?

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

You're under arrest for child abuse

A baby? In this economy?

We're sure who the father is?

I'm a registered sex offender

That'd do the job, I reckon

You tested positive for Trisomy 13

"So, are you planning to circumcize?"

I brought my speedo

Wasn't that labor ward responsible for mixing babies some time ago?

Sorry, I don't follow the rules. wild card

"Too bad your boyfriend couldn't come."

You sure it's just one in there?

Parent shall let kid choose gender

So we aren't showering babies? Weird.

Man, that ultra-realistic baby shaped cake tasted like shit

Oh it’s not that kind of shower?

I miscarried.

1. No
2. one
3. cares
4. about
5. your
6. baby

Hormono-hypnotic therapy is going flawlessly

Are you pro life?

Why don’t you love me?