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lemmy.world

Maybe if you stopped swallowing pills containing rare earth metals.

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lemmy.world

Sure. Please choose one from the following list:

  • rectal cancer
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lemmy.ml

I’d choose fall downstairs, then I’d live in a bungalow and never use the stairs again

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Ok I want 4x non aggressive skin cancer that will get diagnosed at my next check-up, and then be taken care of by surgery.

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All four, I took those four pills off alcohol abuse.

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Top right. Other ones are just not avoidable.

Edit: oh "choose four" :(

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Does shit blood mean like a period? Sounds like a pretty normal thing for 50% of the population

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You reached the end