llemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbyluluu Which one did you choose????View original on lemmy.world288Comments21
AAeronMelon lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyMaybe if you stopped swallowing pills containing rare earth metals.41
decipher_jeanne replylemmy.blahaj.zoneNuh huh I am a mistborn I just haven't figured out how to use alomancy yet14
idunnololz replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesSure. Please choose one from the following list: rectal cancer 6
SSt3alth lemmy.ml1Hide 1 replyI’d choose fall downstairs, then I’d live in a bungalow and never use the stairs again11
MinnesotaGoddam lemmy.worldI take one of each and find sneaky opportunities to spike my enemies' food.6
BBudgetBandit sh.itjust.worksOk I want 4x non aggressive skin cancer that will get diagnosed at my next check-up, and then be taken care of by surgery.5
MMTK lemmy.worldDoes shit blood mean like a period? Sounds like a pretty normal thing for 50% of the population2
Maybe if you stopped swallowing pills containing rare earth metals.
Nuh huh I am a mistborn I just haven't figured out how to use alomancy yet
I already shit blood 😎
Edit: oh it says choose four lol
Can I choose the type of cancer? ♋️
Sure. Please choose one from the following list:
Aw yiss I'm immune to rectal cancer
No rectum?
close. i have a plastic one, and also one in a jar.
I’d choose fall downstairs, then I’d live in a bungalow and never use the stairs again
So you're just taking the same pill four times over? Very clever.
I take one of each and find sneaky opportunities to spike my enemies' food.
Ok I want 4x non aggressive skin cancer that will get diagnosed at my next check-up, and then be taken care of by surgery.
All four, I took those four pills off alcohol abuse.
Top right. Other ones are just not avoidable.
Edit: oh "choose four" :(
Well........... I chose the fifth pill 4 times
if I choose the first one four times do I become a blackhole?
Is shit blood a one-time thing, or every time?
1 1 1 1 (heavy breathing)
Does shit blood mean like a period? Sounds like a pretty normal thing for 50% of the population
Bottom right
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