Gravity sucks

Oh, he has gravitational pull? So he's pretty much irrelevant to everyone around him unless he grows to cosmic proportions?

Depends, does he influence people only when they are very, very close to him?

We could meet in the middle and call it electromagnetic pull?

You can literally defeat gravity by rubbing a balloon on your head....what a joke.

Ah, so this is why his receivers can’t get out to the backfield.

Yep and he doesn't have anything that we all don't have. All matter exerts gravitational pull.