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lemmy.world

Sometimes you have to spend money to maybe make money eventually.

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hey I have this epic business for you where you can be self-employed and get all the freedom of being a business owner with no downsides and all you need to do is sign up another couple people under your name and buy a bunch of shit that nobody wants

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sopuli.xyz

I love that this meme has its own website, so professional, so fitting to the topic at hand.

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infosec.pub

See, your first mistake was the beep. Tipped them off. Coulda make thousands!

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Spoiler alert you don't make anything because its you trying to open the door when you (OP) comes home drunk after having lost your keys.

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Yeah you use an old fucked up card for that. Still keep one in my wallet even from back when my neighbors used to knock on my door instead of the landlords because they knew I was more reliable with opening doors.

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