Tom Paris swapped out the coffee program in the replicator for methamphetamine
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I'm sure this will be the extent of his punishment:
mfw my buddy gets a promotion to Lieutenant for 300 felony offenses
That's certainly one way to get to Warp 10.
Join us next week where Paris swaps it out for shrooms in: "Star Trek:
DiscoveryTrip(ping Balls)"I'm guessing the strongest drug they were using in the 23rd century with the Original Series was just plain old whisky
Ackshually the doc made him a martini.
(Rewatched it just last week.)
Can confirm. Mild amount of mixology at play.
This is probably why they changed doctors .... the first one was a raging alcoholic
don't tell T'Pol
"He added the white, and I'm not talkin' Ketracel if you catch my meanin'."
JESSE WE NEED TO COOK JESSE
I think it was the other way around
Janeway had everyone convinced she loved her coffee .... but she had built such a strong tolerance to it that she moved onto to meth a long time ago
The image is her reaction to being served actual coffee again.
All hands, we have a new mission: Stripping all the copper wiring in the Delta Quadrant.
Maybe she had a good encounter the night before and her eyelashes just stuck a little
nice try Paris, 2 months of holodeck waste duty for you