Spyke
lemmy.world

Why is there a button to unmute this comic strip?

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Zaraki42reply
lemmy.ca

The link wouldn't work so I had to resort to a screenshot.

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Hear me out, you can append any data at the end of JPEG image without corrupting it. It can also be raw PCM audio, and then it could be played with aplay and a bit of wait because you'll also listen to the image itself at first.

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discuss.tchncs.de

Half the time, people seem to upload otherwise perfectly complete still pictures as reel with some dumb music over it because if you're not constantly assaulted by the same popular song snippets over and over on every post, are you even paying attention?

Particularly pernicious are ones with some sad or bittersweet content that will have some variant of "generic slow piano with a female, breathy voice singing some words that sound sad but you couldn't actually tell what it's about without listening to more than the five seconds used in this looping video".

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Yeah, well, it's awful and annoying and shitty and I wish it'd stop doing that. I wish it'd stop doing a lot of things, to be honest, but that's beside the point.

I don't use it, but my GF does. She'll have the volume up for some video that does interest her, then be scrolling through and treat me to the audible part of that trend without even seeing the funny / cute / insightful / boring picture to accompany and potentially compensate the acoustic pollution. She's thoroughly numbed to it, but I'm not and I hate it.

(I've dropped the idea of getting her to quit the app, that battle just isn't worth fighting.)

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"I can't leave until you make 3 wishes!"

"Nice, that's perfect!"

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feddit.uk

KEEP MY LAMPS SPOUT OUT OF YOUR BUTT!

Will Smith as the Genie

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* genie comes out through the nose

I LOOKED EVERYWHERE AND COULDN'T FIND THE COCAINE!

Robin Williams as The Genie
(R.I.P., you crazy bastard)

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Consistency is a big problem for webcomics because they rely on repeat traffic to make money. C&H still has this, but they still have the ability to make me shake my head and say "Jesus fucking Christ" out loud every now and then.

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sh.itjust.works

I wonder how that would feel.

Also, if you unplug the lamp with the genie still on, what would happen?

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JcbAzPxreply
lemmy.world

It would be violently unpleasant without a lot of prep. Most likely you'd get an answer to the Ant Man - Thanos question.

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