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Jo Miranreply
lemmy.ml

Seriously. She went from having shorts to her stepbrother visualizing jeans. So weird.

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sopuli.xyz

Could be worse, she could be stuck in a washing machine. How tf do you even get stuck in a washing machine? It just breaks immersion, how am I supposed to watch the rest of the video after an intro like that

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socsareply
piefed.social

I like it. It's porn pastiche. Parody which elevates the genre through self awareness.

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You speak like there is sauce somewhere. Just making an observation based on the meaning of your words. Not actually asking for myself. Maybe a friend.

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The was one where her hand was "stuck" in the drain of a sink. At some point she removes her hand from the sink to remove her shirt, then puts it back in the sink.

I'm starting to think the goal is not to emulate realism...

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lemm.ee

🎵 How did it end up like that?
It was only a cat,
(it was only a cat!) 🎵

🎵 Now I'm lying in bed,
and she's screaming my name.
Tried to pull out my dick,
but I already came.

🎵 Now we're going to bed,
And my stomach is sick,
And it's all in my head,🎵

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slaacaareply
lemmy.world

The next part doesn’t even need to be modified:

But she's touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go

And I just can't look it's killing me
And taking control

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Jealousy
Inside my own family
Hearing the same lullabies
Choking on genetic ties
But it’s just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up spread eagle wide
My sisters backside

I’m going to hell.

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It’s wood floor. Looks about average, what’s the big deal?

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lemmy.world

It's like an into to one of those weird pornhub vids...

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It all started with a cat | Spyke