Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You're literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.
You know what's better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.
You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.
But what if poo piles are literally coming out if it multiple times a day and being sprayed from it with every fart and anal pucker.
Sure, a pussy can be dirty. But if a pussy is dirty, guaranteed the ass is toxic. If a woman is going to clean either, it's going to be the pussy. A woman with a clean pussy still needs to do some prep before you go chowing on her ass.
Plus, the pussy has a self-cleaning mechanism. So even a woman with average hygiene (takes a shower occasionally) will have a pussy that's generally safe for consumption, notwithstanding any STDs.
The ass' only job is to jettison waste from your body. It's literally just a shute for poop. It doesn't clean itself because it doesn't need to. It's gross because that's its job. A lady will need to be asked to do extra work to clean that shit up for you. Which is fine in the bounds of a relationship with trust and communication...
But it seems a little unreasonable to expect that of a random encounter with Daphne or Velma.
You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower.
TIL I'm a porn star. I guess that's a promotion from slut?
I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.
I think it's an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it's kind of out of nowhere for me.
I get that people that are really into anal play do a lot of prep to make the ass safer and more appealing. I get that safe ass eating is a thing and takes some prep.
But that also means it's a highly specific sexual act that takes a lot of prep, conversations, and assurances of consent. Ass eating isn't something you do unless you're in a committed relationship with a fair amount of trust.
The authors of ass eating memes aren't taking in this context. Instead, the meme is more like "man, I'd like to eat that random person's ass out of nowhere without any prompting". And what I'm saying is that 9 times out of 10, that person's ass is fucking nasty at that moment.
Now if they wanted to do it right, it would be more like, " man I'd love to date that woman for a while, fool around a bit, bring up the idea of ass eating, buy some dental dams, wait for her to douche and clean her asshole thoroughly, and then go to town on that specific hole". But that's not what they're doing.
I have a bidet. But I also know the shit it cleans off and how disgusting my toilet is after even a few days of shit going through it and being wahsed away with water.
Definitely the feast from beauty and the beast, where she sits down and all the plates start dancing, but then of course they never actually eat the food.
More of a Velma enjoyer, myself.
Man of culture. Thick thighs and nerdy.
Damn
You DOG
him too.
Fair
Gotta be food from a studio Ghibli movie
You're goddamn right
Studio Ghibli is actually a #foodporn creator that uses animation to deliver their content.
So many options and they choose fried eggs cooked on a campfire wtf.
They don't even look special? Like...TMNT pizza always looked so amazing. Those just look like normal ass eggs.
I wanna know how they kept the eggs on the rock without making a mess
Blue jellyfish jelly krabby patty.
I gotta know
Hey all you people
Slurm from futurama I bet it taste like surge.
I don't like seafood of any kind. But I have wanted to taste an actual from-Spongebob Krabby Patty forever.
I thought the patty is made from meat (not seafood), otherwise they would be cannibals.
Fish eating other fish isn't cannibalism. It's like humans eating other mammals
It's made from crab, obviously! Why do you think there is only one crab in the whole town? Because the rest were turned into patties
I don't know where they are getting non-seafood meat on the bottom of the ocean though.
Doesn't matter, would try. 🙂
The same place they got a squirrel. Texas.
Pietro, a man of wise decisions.
But I want the egg sandwich with worms fry had once.
Futurama; Parasites Lost; season 3, episode 2
But then... would Leela love you or the worms?
Fry, in general, is a special kind of idiot, but especially for giving up that gift.
Why is it that so much of the internet wants to stick a tongue in an asshole? You realize that only porn stars do anything more than wipe and shower. You're literally eating shit. Which is a great way to get wierd diseases or start involuntary vomit attacks in a supposedly sexy moment.
You know what's better than ass? You know what tastes better and is self cleaning and an actual pleasure center? Pussy.
You deserve a finer dining experience. Eat pussy instead.
I'm not gatekeeping. You want to eat ass and your partner is okay with it and doing the prep to make it safe? Go for it.
But I guarantee you that most of the people on the internet claiming to want to eat ass have ever or will ever place their tongue on an asshole.
Dude, the E. Coli roulette is half the excitement!
Lol first honest answer of the bunch.
I would like to see the veracity of this "guarantee"
Yeah, everyone on the internet is a Virginia, surely.
You understand that a vagina is literally like an inch from an asshole, right?
If you engage in anal play/ sex, there is some prep work involved. Not only pornstars clean and flush before having fun
You need to try better ass.
Amen
You need to try better pussy.
I mean, shit is shit, man. I don't get the appeal when something way better is just down the road.
Bro pussy can be dirty as fuck too, if you keep the neighborhood clean it's clean, it's not like you are forever unclean if a poo particle touches it
But what if poo piles are literally coming out if it multiple times a day and being sprayed from it with every fart and anal pucker.
Sure, a pussy can be dirty. But if a pussy is dirty, guaranteed the ass is toxic. If a woman is going to clean either, it's going to be the pussy. A woman with a clean pussy still needs to do some prep before you go chowing on her ass.
Plus, the pussy has a self-cleaning mechanism. So even a woman with average hygiene (takes a shower occasionally) will have a pussy that's generally safe for consumption, notwithstanding any STDs.
The ass' only job is to jettison waste from your body. It's literally just a shute for poop. It doesn't clean itself because it doesn't need to. It's gross because that's its job. A lady will need to be asked to do extra work to clean that shit up for you. Which is fine in the bounds of a relationship with trust and communication...
But it seems a little unreasonable to expect that of a random encounter with Daphne or Velma.
TIL I'm a porn star. I guess that's a promotion from slut?
I do agree with you about the disease thing; I use a dental dam when the mood strikes me.
I think it's an age thing, my friends in their 20s are evangelists for ass eating, my fwb keeps asking me to let him do it, it's kind of out of nowhere for me.
I get that people that are really into anal play do a lot of prep to make the ass safer and more appealing. I get that safe ass eating is a thing and takes some prep.
But that also means it's a highly specific sexual act that takes a lot of prep, conversations, and assurances of consent. Ass eating isn't something you do unless you're in a committed relationship with a fair amount of trust.
The authors of ass eating memes aren't taking in this context. Instead, the meme is more like "man, I'd like to eat that random person's ass out of nowhere without any prompting". And what I'm saying is that 9 times out of 10, that person's ass is fucking nasty at that moment.
Now if they wanted to do it right, it would be more like, " man I'd love to date that woman for a while, fool around a bit, bring up the idea of ass eating, buy some dental dams, wait for her to douche and clean her asshole thoroughly, and then go to town on that specific hole". But that's not what they're doing.
Speak for yourself. Some of us have bidets. Also, everyone knows the universal flag for if it's okay to eat ass is the wet wipes in the bathroom.
I have a bidet. But I also know the shit it cleans off and how disgusting my toilet is after even a few days of shit going through it and being wahsed away with water.
Is it free range?
Fresh from a sweaty ghost hunt with a few leaks and sharts from getting scared.
Tree Stars. Spike made them bitches look delicious.
One of my very best friends also said that. He wanted to eat a tree star because the movie made them look amazing.
♪ Young man! There are leaves all around
I say: young man! Eat a leaf off the ground
I say: young man! Won't it make a cool sound
When you
Stuff
It
In
Your
Leaf hole ♪
When I was a kid I ate a lot of leaves trying to find a tree star leaf.
Tree leaves taste terrible pretty much in general.
Mines is Solid Snake's rations after sneaking under a cardboard box to snap a soldiers neck on Metal Gear Solid ps1
the metal gear rations gotta be really good to save you from fucking gunshots and missile impacts
110% it would be anything the cat chefs cook up in Monster Hunter World. Those animations always got me hungry.
The rat’s food
How has no one said the feast from Hook!?!? Bangarang. Peter!
Because you were the first, fam.
I always wanted the food stick that Yoda took from Luke.
Something about a self contained meal always appealed to me.
Apparently it was a sesame stick.
I'm sure ambrosia has been in some animated movie.
always with the immortality, I'm in you motherfucker
The Death Sandwich from Regular Show
Cant forget about Velma’s ass though
I’d also try the Broodwitch from ATHF.
Anything from house moving castle
*Howls Moving Castle
Max and P.J.'s pizza at the hotel in A Goofy Movie.
Definitely the feast from beauty and the beast, where she sits down and all the plates start dancing, but then of course they never actually eat the food.