greentext·GreentextbyMacN'Cheezus Anon accidentally makes a camgirl rethink her lifeView original on lemmy.today682Comments23
mmonkeyman69 lemmynsfw.com6Hide 6 repliesDon't worry Anon, she was just prepping her Stegosaurus cosplay outfit with multiple dildo plating.114
mmonkeyman69 replylemmynsfw.com1Hide 1 replyOh my.. Thank you for the correct term, I'm sure she's been thagomized to the Cretaceous and back by now.8
Ricky Rigatoni lemm.ee12Hide 12 repliesFake: Dinosurs aren't real Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn96
MacN'Cheezus replylemmy.today3Hide 3 repliesI’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.51
festnt replysh.itjust.works5Hide 5 replieswait thats gay? am i gay? oh no what about other extinct groups of animals, like pterosaurs? is wanting to talk about those gay too?12
Zagorath replyaussie.zone4Hide 4 repliesWhat do you mean other extinct groups? That implies dinosaurs are extinct.10
festnt replysh.itjust.works3Hide 3 repliesi always forget birds exist, sorry edit: and i also forgot about the whole state of Acre, Brazil6
festnt replysh.itjust.worksit is heard around all of Brazil that there are dinosaurs in Acre, but nobody has ever been there to truly know3
Don't worry Anon, she was just prepping her Stegosaurus cosplay outfit with multiple dildo plating.
Thagomizer dildo?
Thagomizer? I hardly know her!
Oh my.. Thank you for the correct term, I'm sure she's been thagomized to the Cretaceous and back by now.
At least "correct" term. You've heard the origin of it?
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dildo thagomizer!
Fake: Dinosurs aren't real
Gay: Wants to talk about dinosaurs instead of porn
I’m mostly hung up on the fact that he just happened to have an account for a cam site with tokens already funded and ready to go. Something tells me this wasn’t his first time.
I don't think he ever said it's his first time
Not explicitly, no
wait thats gay? am i gay? oh no
what about other extinct groups of animals, like pterosaurs? is wanting to talk about those gay too?
What do you mean other extinct groups? That implies dinosaurs are extinct.
i always forget birds exist, sorry
edit: and i also forgot about the whole state of Acre, Brazil
Wait, what happens in Acre?
it is heard around all of Brazil that there are dinosaurs in Acre, but nobody has ever been there to truly know
It's an landlocked equivalent to the Bermuda Triangle
Plot twist: anon is a scaly furry
More like Ace
I mean the odds of her having daddy issues were over 90%
Obi wan Kenobi'd her.
“These aren’t the daddies you’re looking for”
Me on Lemmy NSFW every day.