Spyke
ccunningreply
lemmy.world

TBH it’s the best way to make it competitive since you might slip and crack your skull open

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lemmy.zip

Why not? I don't do the shadowboxing part because my shower is tiny, but I definitely think about profound geopolitical issues while scrubbing myself

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ryedaftreply
sh.itjust.works

All my good programming happens in the shower and then I forgot half of it once I'm out

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I don't.

I think of invading the entire world and making a peaceful socialist utopia out of it.

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lemmy.zip

Geopolitical issues but not specifically industrial society

Plus no one does shadowboxing in the shower I believe

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More like 90% showering and 10% seeing how much water we can trap against our bodies to make the loudest sound when we drop it.

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MBechreply
feddit.dk

Or how much water we can trap in the foreskin!

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lemmy.zip

I can honestly say I've never done that even though I have the required hardware to do so lol

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MBechreply
feddit.dk

Well now youre gonna wonder every time you shower "How much COULD I trap in there..."

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lemmy.zip

Probably like a double shots worth? This isn't information I have ever considered important to know....

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This is important information. Keep it on a laminated card in your wallet. You never know when it may come in handy.

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🤢 disgusting

I always shower with all my clothes on. How am I supposed to clean my clothes otherwise? Make a second bath for my clothes or something? Don’t be stupid.

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I mean, there's definitely been showers where I just sit in the steam. Especially when I lived alone.

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I thought it was sitting curled up in a ball contemplating everything wrong with your life.

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I found the resonant frequency of my shower cabin and now all I do in there is hum surprisingly loud.

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I don't understand how people can be so stupid about basic hygiene.

Seriously, man or woman or whatever you are, wipe/wash your ass properly.

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