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lemmy.world

Nope, no corruption here! Definitely no corruption happening! Everything is 100% above board!

These people need to be hanged for treason.

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The tagline for the club is literally “rub shoulders with the administration in a democrat and reporter-free environment”

Its pretty blatant swampage. More blatant than I ever expected at least

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"We don’t want members of the media or just a lot of lobbyists joining,” said one person close to the club. “We want people to feel comfortable having conversations in privacy.”

You're fucking government officials! You aren't supposed to have meetings in privacy!

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lemmy.world

No, no. You see, "swamp" was actually an acronym:

Socalists,
Women,
And
Marginalized
Persons

As far as I see, he's done an unprecedentedly tremendous job draining the government SWAMP. /s

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lemmy.world

The Corruption Club, got it.

This will be a TV movie in 10 years

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Don Jr.: What am I good at? Let's see... Going to clubs. Being around powerful people. Collecting money for doing nothing.

But what if I could combine them all?

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lemm.ee

Should call it the Punchable Face Club, going by that photo.

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don
lemm.ee

Conservatives live vicariously through the oligarchs that own them, and they’d have it no other way.

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