Spyke
lemmy.world

Really went too far by yelling "it's a small one!" instead of the customary "oink, oink!"

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Who doesn't enjoy a policeman's ball? I know it's called a "circle jerk" elsewhere, but let's respect their culture

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fedia.io

Confidence boost! Lots of policemen have touched my penis and none has said anything like that!

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Rustyreply
lemmy.ca

The real confidence boost if they think you are hiding a gun.

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aussie.zone

Every time I go through the new body scanners at any airport they want to touch my dick. Gets old quick

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feddit.uk

Reed admitted that at a police station, in front of colleagues, he had pulled down the officer’s trouser zip, inserted his hand and touched his penis before shouting 'it's a small one'.

Later says it was just banter!!

I wonder what the situation was. If someone touches my zip I would instantly pull backwards.

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This is the most fucking UK thing I've ever seen, like I know it's sexual harassment and gross, but I swear to god I knew at least 10 dudes that would've done this and laughed their ass off in college.

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lemmy.ca

Good to know it’s not just US cops who are pieces of shit.

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lemmy.world

Hey at least they fired the guy. How many US cops do you think have been accused of sexual harassment and not been fired? (It's a lot, I bet)

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sopuli.xyz

What would have happened if he would have done that to a guy they detained?

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