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lemmy.world

I took a fat, greasy shit today.

Yeah, I admit it.

And I'm sure many of you out there have taken your fair share.

But why am I bringing this up?

For two reasons:

  1. Because no topic is off limits and
  2. Because it's important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

There are some things that need to be done in moderation.

For some (including myself), questionable food is one of them.

Be very aware of the things that if you do too much cause more harm than good.

Carry on.

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D_Creply

Eating it is the only way to find out.

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About the little mole who wanted to know, who had made a doodoo on his head

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Because it’s important to be aware of the consequences of eating Chipotle

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sh.itjust.works

might want to look in to getting a little more fiber in that diet if it was greasy. drink more water too.

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biofaustreply
lemmy.world

As a European, the only information I have about Chipotle is that makes you shit greasy and greatly. Sounds like something straight out of Idiocracy from here.

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It’s not actually bad as long as the chipotle you go to is decent. I’ve never had trouble eating it; was only joking. They use fresh ingredients which is more than a lot of American fast food can say

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lemmy.world

The “Carry on” at the end - like he’s stopped you in the street to share this nugget of wisdom, and is giving you a firm pat on the shoulder before sending me on your way.

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ddashreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I like to think he is saying that to himself because he interrupted his porn binge to post this.

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krashmoreply
lemmy.world

Nothing like a good wank to clear the mind and uncover fundamental truths about the universe

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sh.itjust.works

just for shits and giggles I went through the last 7 days of your comments and took notes:

  • UK citizen (uses currency and talks about local chocolate brands)
  • SteamDeck owner
  • soccer/football fan
  • gamer
  • DRM hater
  • frequent videogame pirate (knows the name of a less popular repacker)
  • work at job about shoes
  • doesn't have a foot fetish
  • boycotting the US
  • Porn watcher (probs older bc you referenced a specific one and people don't do that nowadays)

From this I would have to call every shoe stores in the UK to inform them that there is a miniscule chance their employee watches porn in their free time.

I wasted like 20m on this lol

And to be fair I'm not any better, I doxxed my full location on lemmy once accidentally 😂

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Valmondreply
lemmy.world

Except for the foot things; that doesn't narrow it down at all!

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biofaustreply
lemmy.world

Given access to the right data, even just the first 2 bits would narrow it down a lot.

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chickenreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

Is email really visible, I thought that wasn't displayed publicly. I don't see your email

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modusreply
lemmy.world

It's only visible to you. Everyone else sees it censored. Here's mine in plaintext: [email protected]

You shouldn't see my email address. Only yours.

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I'm disappointed... It looks like all the x.xxx domains were registered in 2012 and are just parked (or maybe the register reserved them? I can't tell). It would have been fun if this could be a real email.

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feddit.nl

"No topic is off limits" and "Be aware of indulgences in your life" are, in my opinion, great pieces of advice that you should apply to your close ones. However, LinkedIn is definitely not the place for this.

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as someone that never took anything worthwhile out of linkedin, i kind of like that people post this stuff there :P

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lemmy.world

It's amazing how someone's job description can say "Scammer" in so many more words.

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They even scam you out of your time making you read so many superfluous words

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Linkedin is comedy heaven, I always lough with the content.

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lemmy.world

Theres 2 kinds of men, those who jerk off and fucking liars.

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lemmy.world

you mean the same porn industry that makes billions a year, you mean you are the single person funding them! I couldnt think that people watch that stuff.

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Casereply
lemmynsfw.com

Just like that one kid who got caught buying a dime bag of weed. They directly and solely funded terrorism.

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Worked with a guy who was obsessed with Tim Ferris and his 'Opening the Kimono' philosophy on transparency.

Dude took it really far when he pushed for nude events and "Tell All's" at our company retreat.

Later quit to run some crypto scam.

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eviltoast.org

Long as you're honest about watching it with your partner. If you're hiding it then you know it's wrong.

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