Adadjokes·Dad JokesbyArsenal4ever I can melt ice with my eyesAdmittedly, it takes some timeView original on lemmy.world94Comments5
DDavidGarcia feddit.nlI mean technically speaking, all eyes emit black body radiation, so we all have very underdeveloped laser eyes2
SSparkega replysh.itjust.worksThe ice couldn't handle how hot he was. The ice melts on its own. Staring while it melts is inconsequential but makes it a dad joke.1
I can make objects levitate, but it only works on birds.
I've made grass grow just by focusing on it.
I mean technically speaking, all eyes emit black body radiation, so we all have very underdeveloped laser eyes
I don't get it :(
The ice couldn't handle how hot he was.
The ice melts on its own. Staring while it melts is inconsequential but makes it a dad joke.