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What would be your farttone?

You can choose a new sound or sound(s) to make when you fart. The sound can't be quieter than your fart would otherwise be. Nor can it be shorter than your fart would otherwise be.

What would be your farttone?

Some of my ideas Owen Wilson's "Wow". The scream from that one disturbed song. The entire audio of the Bee movie.

Edit 1. 18 more of you commented than updooted. "No judgement", I say while judging you...

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thegr8goldfish
startrek.website

Inspector Gadget theme. It starts off slow and subtle but if you're having a really big one, you might get to the 'Go, Gadget Go' line, which I think would be kind of encouraging and celebratory!

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MoonlightFox
lemmy.world

I would like to have the same sound. But increase the volume, duration and lower the frequency drastically.

I want people not only too hear them, but to feel them. When I play my trumpet at night I want to wake my neighbour.

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m-p{3}
lemmy.ca

The Price is Right "you lost" trombone song, at the point of the last decrescendo is where I'd fart to replace it.

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KingJalopyreply
lemm.ee

I feel like that would just sound like a fart

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Death_Equityreply
lemmy.world

It would sound like a fart, coming from everybody around you as they shit themselves.

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ieatpwns
lemmy.world

Does the bee movie audio start over every fart? Or does it continue from where the last fart left off?

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gothic_lemonsreply
lemmy.world

Excellent question and one frankly I've been waiting for. It would start over. It would be horrible.

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