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lemm.ee

I ordinarily hate nonsecular Easter decorations but I fully endorse this. God bless you!

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Same here, but I saw this a few weeks ago and knew I had to use it.

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I’m genuinely trying to think if I’ve ever seen a single nonsecular Easter decoration.

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feddit.uk

Makes sense. Facehugger dies on Good Friday. Some time later a chestbuster is alive. By Easter Sunday the Xenomorph is back again from the tomb of its host.

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lemm.ee

I actually hadn't thought it through that far, that makes a lot of sense.

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feddit.uk

Now let me tell you about the story of the conception. A virgin can be a virgin while giving birth to a chestbuster.

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Immaculate facehugger followed by the virgin bursting...... virgin chest bursting..... didn't think you could make a chest burster sound worse but virgin bursting managed.

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Literally how I explained it to my wife as to why Alien is my favorite Easter movie lmfao

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The Queen lays the egg, the egg hatches the facehugger which impregnates some poor bastard with the baby Chestburster, that rapidly grows into the adult Xenomorph.

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lemm.ee

I meant secular. Completely messed that one up

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