COMING SOON: Quilton solid uranium toilet roll. Say goodbye to squishy cardboard toilet rolls that can't hold their shape, Say hello to the quality heft of a solid metal roll.
Safety note: Stacking more than 6 together will cause a Demon Core event.
6 of this product with 200 sheets each (1200 total) = 8 competitor products with only 150 sheets each (1200 total).
They are missing a ×200 and ×150 in their equation.
They are trying to remind you that this isnt shrinkflation! ... So they can normalize 6 rolls per pack and shrinkflate later
For sure. I’m a die hard unit price shopper, except for paper towels. That select-a-size really makes you think. How often do I use two or more smaller sheets at once…UGH just get these.
Mathematician: Pi is 3.141592653589793238...
Engineer: Pi is 4
Toilet Paper Marketer: Pi is 10
2-pi toilet paper…
As someone who comparison shops in excess, toilet paper math is infuriating.
Look at the price by weight instead. The "math" advertised on the packaging is probably bullshit anyways.
COMING SOON: Quilton solid uranium toilet roll. Say goodbye to squishy cardboard toilet rolls that can't hold their shape, Say hello to the quality heft of a solid metal roll.
Safety note: Stacking more than 6 together will cause a Demon Core event.
Toilet paper math becomes a lot easier with a bidet.
i mean at least with regular toilet paper i get what they mean, "16 double rolls = 32 rolls wow!" even tho it's bullshit
but here??? are those paper towels unthirdle rolls?
i always squeeze the rolls, and go with whatever feels the most dense. usually scott.
special deal! 6 = 8*
*8 = 6
High school math never prepared me for toilet paper math.
Taxes are easier.
That's almost apple math.
I think the printer ran out of ink before it finished
8 * 0.75"There are.. 6.. rolls!"
2+2=5
i still don’t know what they mean by this
The rolls now have more sheets per roll, so six rolls gets you the same number of sheets as eight normal sized rolls.
6 of this product with 200 sheets each (1200 total) = 8 competitor products with only 150 sheets each (1200 total).
They are missing a ×200 and ×150 in their equation. They are trying to remind you that this isnt shrinkflation! ... So they can normalize 6 rolls per pack and shrinkflate later
For sure. I’m a die hard unit price shopper, except for paper towels. That select-a-size really makes you think. How often do I use two or more smaller sheets at once…UGH just get these.
ah, okay that makes sense i guess
it's still such a weird thing lol, like at least usually they'd explicitely say "as much sheets as 8 rolls!" somewhere
Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?
why many word when few word?
What does the asterisk text say? Is it some kind of poorly designed "Buy 6, get 8" thing?