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If you see an elk and you're like "that's a big deer" that's an elk. If you see another elk and you're like "that's a monster from the dawn of time" that's a moose.

~Brennan Lee Mulligan

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I was about the say that thing is tiny. Maybe even a bit less than half. And why are sequin coat guy's pants so baggy in the legs? They look even crazier in the reflection.

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Fr. Moose wouldn't be the only remaining megafauna in North America if they were the size of our deer.

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Seeing a moose in real life was an otherworldly experience. It's HUGE and terrifying.

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Almost hit one at a risky speed for daytime summer driving, but in a dark December Banff night. The 1999 pontiac firefly is a very nimble car, even at speed. Restoring it from fishtailing along the snowy highway in the dark of night like it's a metronome was a welcome surprise because, as it was a white car, they wouldn't've found us until the Spring.

Why did they ship the moose from Omaha? I can confirm there are some RIGHT OUTSIDE the Banff Fairmont.

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I wish it were possible for apps to switch to their default font when you take a screenshot, yikes

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I'm not sure the moose even wants to be there, I think he's glaring at them. | Spyke