600 pounds of marijuana stolen from Colorado State Patrol evidence trailer
I'd start by checking who ordered a bunch of doritos at the office.
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"Stolen"
"600 lbs". If I had my weight measured by the same cops that measure drugs I'd weigh as much as a Honda Civic.
wait a minute did it have this monkey doing something obscene with a banana on the marijuana??
Bring Jerry Giraffe in for a line up.
Shenanigans
It's Afghanistanimation
Don’t let ze great Satan tempt you vith the vestern culture. You must remain true to ze Taliban warlord.
theft, huh?
They were just going to destroy it so might as well