Official Election Flash Survey - Conservative Party of Canada
This survey is nuts. Here are some quotes:
4. Pierre Poilievre will lock up the worst criminals for life. Do you want safer streets?* Yes – Jail, not bail! No – I want dangerous criminals terrorizing my streets
- The Carney Trudeau Liberals have FAILED our military. Pierre Poilievre and Canada First Conservatives will strengthen it. Do you want a stronger military?* Yes - Warrior culture—NOT woke culture. No – Woke culture is more important
The * just means its a required field, if you are wondering.
https://www.conservative.ca/cpc/flash-survey-2025/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca
Proper survey methodology?
I'm not sure the Conservatives have ever even heard of such a concept.
Conservative fundraiser and think tank surveys always make me think of Hitler-era German ballots:
It really seems like DoFo borrowed a page from the Rhino's platform with the tunnel under the 401. Do you think he'll turn it into the world's longest underground bowling alley?
If I didn’t see the domain name I would’ve thought this was a parody website.
These people are whackos.
This happens every election, and it's always infuriating
I answered on the negative in all their dumb ass questions and wrote this in the textbox:
As if they read.
Listen, #4 actually makes sense. You're going to put a bunch of these conservatives out of a job if you don't vote them into office, and they'll be unemployed with no outlet for their toxic ideology and next thing you know you'll have these dangerous criminals terrorizing your streets, shouting stupid slogans and shoving pamphlets in the face of uninterested passers-by. A tragic outcome indeed.