A creepy fact from my life: I possess a pillow that was designed by someone who hasn't slept once in their life.
No earthly being could've crafted that thing with such total disregard for comfort and human anatomy. Itโs giving Area 51 Home Goods Collection โ Model Zeta Reticuli.
I have slept on it once and I felt shitty whole day after. It think it isnโt calibrated for human neuroelectric frequencies but it boosts my WiFi signal so hey.
I have a pillow that shape and love it.
I get it, for entities with at least two tentacles and no spine it makes total sense but we humans need something that is actually soft and has the cold zones for your hands.
Moreover something that doesnโt make one side of the body paralyzed when lying on the side due to cutting off any and all blood circulation to one arm
You arm/shoulder doesn't go on your pillow. Your head does.
I find these comfortable, even double stuffed standard pillows are too small for me
You put your hands on your pillow?
Hands go under the pillow. Where do you put your tentacles?
They just kinda lay besides me. Just wherever there happens to be room to leave them
That's an insanely personal question! Only my wife gets to see my testicles.
Silly you, they said spectacles, not testicles
I agree with you on the discomfort of this, but I must add that you're using it wrong. This is infact the base that you put another, normal shaped pillow on. Allowing you to reach maximum angular comforts.
No the trick is to stay fashionably sleep deprived to show your boss your dedication
Zelenskyy face it is called and I think Macron was first imitator
As someone who's used hardcover books as pillows, what's wrong with a solid piece of jade? Seems pretty posh.
Hardness is a lot less important than shape, IMO. Well, I suppose a pillow that's too soft to hold a shape is very bad, but that still comes back to shape, y'know?
Are you stupid? You sleep on your Abacus?
How else do you count sheep?
I know a person who uses a pillow of this shape. Strict side sleeper.
I agree with you, I would be challenged to come up with something more uncomfortable that still meets the definition of "pillow".
I am sure they are missing some important bones