Spyke

They wasted so much electricity coming up with that nonsense when they could have just said it's FLUID and maybe directed you to some kind of remedial education center.

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No, that's easy, 10 fl oz is equal to 3 psm (3 pissing marmots). And 100 fl oz is equal to 1 hesh itm (1 horny elephant shit in the morning).

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lemm.ee

We call them "Flounces" actually.

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deefergreply
lemmy.world

I've chosen to read it as "fluid ounces" for years, never once questioning "how is a fluid ounce different from a regular one?".

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freshcowreply
lemmy.world

Fluid ounce is a measure of volume (8 fluid ounces per cup) ounces is a unit of weight (16 ounces per pound)

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The most confusing part of this to me is having this feeling of only remembering seeing floz on orange juice boxes, so it could have been Florida for all I knew. Thanks for the clarification that I'm only going partially insane!

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ORbituaryreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

It's the Murikan way to copy milliliters, which are the same as cubic centimeters volumetrically.

Fluid ounces are cubic nurples.

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Beaconreply
fedia.io

Huh? I just did a conversion and it says 1 fluid ounce equals 30 milliliters

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The conversion process takes many computing cycles. I don't recommend typing it into Google too many times or it will cause brownouts in North Dakota.

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If you only see the abbreviation fl oz and happen to live in Florida, I can see making the connection. People don't talk about ounces being both a volume (fl oz) and weight (oz) measurement. Go metric and you don't have to know!

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1 Florida Ounce is how much meth 1 Florida Man smokes before making 1 headline.

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I just read it floz. Doesn't mean anything to my European ass, anyway.

2 flozes? Sure. Might as well be that.

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Retreauxreply
lemmy.world

Whoa mine does too I wonder why that is? What an odd assumption for a brain to make

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My French brain reads that as "Eiffel Oz" (like the wizard of Oz and the Eiffel tower).

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That, in a nutshell, is a good indirect explanation for you if you're still unsure how it could happen that Trump got elected for a second term.

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I was thinking this was going to be something like a logsday post but then I realized it was just as weid but different.

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