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lemmy.world

Rest of the world: WTF! Hell no!

Australia: Awww, that's just a small browniewompy. They only attack mindlessly anything in immediate vicinity. That's harmless, they only melt your blood veins unless you get antidote within 2.5 seconds.

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bollybingreply
lemmynsfw.com

Looks like a common brown snake. Second most venomous in the world. It won't kill you in 2.5s, but a bite on the arse could do you in in an hour.

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Jesus fuck that name needs some work, common brown snake, could we not have went with "Antipodean Death Bringer" or something like that

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lemmy.world

Wtf

Edit reminds me of this re Australia:

In my country, terawatt globes are reserved for police helicopter chases and warning sailors of hazardous shoals. This is despite the fact that practically every living creature there can kill you in under three minutes. Our primary spoken language is screaming.

https://27bslash6.com/halogen.html

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Well he knows a lot about Australia's seasons and US customer service 🤣

As an Australian living in the United States, I've been lucky enough to experience many things previously unavailable to me. Like four actual seasons. The four seasons in Australia consist of "Fuck it's hot" , "Can you believe how fucking hot it is?", "I won't be in today because it is too fucking hot", and "Yes, the dinner plate size spiders come inside to escape the heat. That is a fucking whopper though."

https://27bslash6.com/function4sports.html

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infosec.pub

Holy shit that's crazy. Why doesn't Australia have toilets that you can remove from the floor? If you want to replace a toilet you gotta beat it with a mallet?

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lemmy.world

Do other countries have removable toilets? I’ve never lived in a house where they aren’t stuck to the floor

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Just have a wax gasket you gotta replace when you pop on a new throne. Gotta be careful not to damage it, but that's gaskets. Beyond that it's pretty easy to wrench a toilet on.

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