Spyke

"I don't fight in other people's races."

Implies that my fighting is done strictly at my own behest:-).

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startrek.website

My two favorite malaphors:

  • It's not rocket surgery.
  • We will burn that bridge when we get to it.
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sh.itjust.works

Malaphor, my new favorite word Also: "she looks like she's been through the run of the mill"

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"He looks like he fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down."

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I use those both regularly. And people seem totally unable to tell whether I am doing it on purpose.

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lemmy.world

"Shit or get out of the kitchen" is my current favorite malaphor.

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skulblakareply
sh.itjust.works

I use "We'll burn that bridge when we come to it" pretty frequently myself

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fedia.io

"I don't have a hot dog in this bun" - me to the Costco worker.

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"Whatever guy, it's like $2 and I know you just swallowed the whole damn thing, but here, sure, I'll give you another one while you hold your bag with 5 pounds of hot pockets and a 3L bottle of Johnny Walker blue. "

-the Costco worker

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lemmy.world

I'm not a native English speaker, but in my experience "I don't have a horse in this race" seems more common.

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Acamonreply
lemmy.world

I'm a native, and I'd agree. But it's a funny post so, I'll ignore that.

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IMO, "dog in this fight" is more common where Ive lived: Appalachia, mid-Atlantic, Midwest. I wouldn't be surprised if it also varies by region, class, etc.

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"I'm not the sharpest crayon in the basket. "

"Does the pope shit in the woods?"

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“I don’t have a sea slug in this drive by.” Conjures images of underwater sea violence and muddies your message.

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Grim? Tell spanish people: "I don't have a candle in this burial."

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lemm.ee

"I don't have a race-fight in this horse-dog" : questionable morals; supernatural or sci-fi undertones; a good chance for double-takes, perhaps even the odd triple-take

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Sounds like the name of the next hit single from Reel Big Fish

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reddthat.com

"I dont have a horse in this fight" makes sense if context is Calvary charge. I dk im drunk.

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I don't know. I don't have a horse in this dogfight. Still working on his pilot's license.

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Wow, that does provoke strong imagery. That's a great looking dog in a great looking race. I hope he wins.

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