DdadjokesΒ·Dad JokesbyDrainKikoLakeΒ My favorite jokescross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/35041212View original on lemmy.ca208Comments12
βπππ Β slrpnk.netI'd correct your pronunciation but that's putting Descarte before the horse; you'd have to switch your brain into a higher Goethe understand.21
DandomRudeΒ replylemmy.worldThe pronunciation typical of the country makes it clear what a fucking Kant the usual philosopher from Germany is.3
ManucodeΒ infosec.pubI'm afraid I Kant give you good Marx for such bad jokes. They just Arendt good enough to waste my Lessing time on them.12
ManucodeΒ infosec.pub5Hide 5 repliesIf anyone is able to do a good pun on Schopenhauer, they deserve an award.7
SSyrcΒ replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyMaybe, βwhat was the philosopher doing for 60 minutes in the mall?β8
AkasazhΒ replyfeddit.nlWell schoppen means clubs in Dutch, so if you met actor Rutger Hauer in a club, you'd have a Schopenhauer2
βπππ Β replyslrpnk.netI'm pretty booked up, but I'll work on it if I have a scarce open hour later.2
I'd correct your pronunciation but that's putting Descarte before the horse; you'd have to switch your brain into a higher Goethe understand.
I wish I could name any German philosopher, but I Kant.
The pronunciation typical of the country makes it clear what a fucking Kant the usual philosopher from Germany is.
I'm afraid I Kant give you good Marx for such bad jokes. They just Arendt good enough to waste my Lessing time on them.
If anyone is able to do a good pun on Schopenhauer, they deserve an award.
Maybe, βwhat was the philosopher doing for 60 minutes in the mall?β
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Hey Jim what did you on lunch? Oh just and Schopenhauer at the mall?
Well schoppen means clubs in Dutch, so if you met actor Rutger Hauer in a club, you'd have a Schopenhauer
I'm pretty booked up, but I'll work on it if I have a scarce open hour later.
Just go hume...
You want your humour served up on a plato?