🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 pawb.social3Hide 3 repliesSorry, Niel. You can only ever kiss yourself on the lips in a mirror. You will never be able to kiss Uranus.50
zzedgeist lemm.eeRoses are red Violets are violet Neil deGrasse Tyson Should sometimes stay quiet (not mine; stolen from somewhere)32
IninewCrow lemmy.caHe's hopelessly attracted to black holes And the more he plays, the closer he comes to the event horizon11
DDeusUmbra lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyBut... I need that to poop, what am I gonna do if he erases that too?!6
Sorry, Niel. You can only ever kiss yourself on the lips in a mirror. You will never be able to kiss Uranus.
Depends on which lips he's using.
Came here just to make that joke!
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Roses are red
Violets are violet
Neil deGrasse Tyson
Should sometimes stay quiet
(not mine; stolen from somewhere)
First solid out loud laugh I have had in a few days.
Here’s to many more then!
He's hopelessly attracted to black holes
And the more he plays, the closer he comes to the event horizon
He’s a thirsty, thirsty man.
Combos!
First I smashed pluto, now I'm coming for uranus.
You can see the trauma in this pic. So sad.
#plutoo
But... I need that to poop, what am I gonna do if he erases that too?!
Probably talk shit
Neils penis is a massive man meatier.
Dude chill, at least give me time to prepare myself first
I'll take Urmum next.