Trump team accidentally texts Canadian invasion plans to Ian Hanomansing
Following reports of Trump Cabinet members including journalists on private Signal threads, Trump officials have reportedly texted similar plans for an invasion of Canada to anchor of CBC’s The National, Ian Hanomansing.
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/03/trump-team-accidentally-texts-canadian-invasion-plans-to-ian-hanomansing/Open linkView original on lemmy.ca
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JFC, I thought this was real 🤣
Holy shit the Beaverton got me lmao.
You licked the beaver
Yummy
It's the Beaverton similar to the onion? Because if so it got me too.
It’s the Canadian version, eh?
I legit had about a minute of existential crisis trying to get my under-caffeinated brain to dredge up if the Beaverton was satire or not....I don't like it. I hate that I can't find the humour in this article.
I’m howling 🤣🤣🤣
Danielle Smith getting left on read after the amount of bootlicking she's done is a top tier joke lol
Holy fuck shit. I'm already so on edge and I read this shit. It's harder and harder to decipher satire from reality at a glance anymore.
Considering the stupidity and utter banality of most conservatives, I just took this all in stride as unusual but not unexpected, clear until the beaver at the bottom of the article (I was on mobile, and got a Reader-sanitized version). Damn, satire isn’t even registering as such with me anymore.
When stupidity reigns, satire becomes impossible.
Texting would be so impersonal. The polite way to do things is to accidentally hand over the documents in person.
He’s a little busy at the moment handing over our documents to the Russians.
Putin prefers a personal, intimate touch.
LMAO
This could be a prophecy give it time.