WarThunder is ripe with military nerds that love being right about their favourite tank/plane/whatever. Sometimes, these nerds have access to official documents proving that they're right. And sometimes these nerds go on to post classified military intel for the sake of being right.
What’s the post frequency like? At some point you freaking quarantine every new post…
I know that saying “you shut down your business“ pretty much but if you’re in the country whose secrets are being leaked you might prefer being limited to a few dozen posts a day compared to dying in an air raid
What a wasted opportunity. The angle should have been "Top secret military plans intentionally leaked to the liberal media". The MAGAs would have sent poor little Pete to prison and the cabinet would be eyeing each other with distrust for the next four years.
I'm not excusing the email server, but this is absolutely worse. Planning an operation like this on unsecured phones in an app that won't leave a paper trail and accidentally leaving an uncleared person in the chat... Holy fuck
One time I forgot to remove a mod from the mod chat of my personal discord server when my friends and I talked about banning him due to his rapid spiral into the alt right.
Now that was awkward, but holy shit is sending war plans via group chat so much worse.
Yeah, but if it’s this difficult for a white cis-het man to not text top secret documents to the wrong person, imagine how many times a DEI hire would have done it by now.
I recently saw Adam Savage's site was selling demerit patches for the workshop.
I think it would be funny to see a bunch of military demerit patches designed for the dumb shit Hegseth does. They could be sewn to his prison shirt if y'all manage to get him in prison eventually.
I'm confused, are we mocking him because he's incompetent or because he was caught driving under the influence? I can't prepare pithy remarks until I have more data!
pls explain? 😬
WarThunder is ripe with military nerds that love being right about their favourite tank/plane/whatever. Sometimes, these nerds have access to official documents proving that they're right. And sometimes these nerds go on to post classified military intel for the sake of being right.
What’s the post frequency like? At some point you freaking quarantine every new post…
I know that saying “you shut down your business“ pretty much but if you’re in the country whose secrets are being leaked you might prefer being limited to a few dozen posts a day compared to dying in an air raid
warthunder players are often memed on for leaking classified military documents
i.e. jlai.lu/post/8555562
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2924096000
Goodness gracious
Thank you!
mark my words: it's just gonna keep getting more and more stupid. you think you know stupid? hold my beer.
i've heard it's got electrolytes.
Its what plants crave
Unlimited Stupids of America?
This is my United States of Whatever.
Remember when he humble bragged classified intel in the Oval Office to foreign leaders? I remember, but apparently the world has forgotten.
"We are currently clean on OPSEC" 🤡
More like OPSEGS amirite? Lol jk jk 👊🇱🇷🔥
What a wasted opportunity. The angle should have been "Top secret military plans intentionally leaked to the liberal media". The MAGAs would have sent poor little Pete to prison and the cabinet would be eyeing each other with distrust for the next four years.
They already are eyeing eachother with distrust.
That’s 100% why Vance was offering prayers in the chat.
Brilliant, leak the plans so the enemy will think it’s a fake, then do it anyways. Like a reverse mincemeat
The last thing the enemy will expect is a 8th suicidal charge into their defensive positions! It is a brilliant plan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pxbzb8XXiGQ
The people freaking out over Clinton's emails are real quiet rn
I'm not excusing the email server, but this is absolutely worse. Planning an operation like this on unsecured phones in an app that won't leave a paper trail and accidentally leaving an uncleared person in the chat... Holy fuck
One time I forgot to remove a mod from the mod chat of my personal discord server when my friends and I talked about banning him due to his rapid spiral into the alt right.
Now that was awkward, but holy shit is sending war plans via group chat so much worse.
the party of "common sense" and "competence" btw
also "party of personal responsibility" when they choose to not investigate any of this
Party of law and order too, after breaking classified communication laws.
Yeah, but if it’s this difficult for a white cis-het man to not text top secret documents to the wrong person, imagine how many times a DEI hire would have done it by now.
Let's ask Gen. Brown Jr. how many times he has leaked war plans through messengers. I am sure he could go on for hours.
https://archive.ph/NBRN5
In his defence, he was blackout drunk at the time.
This post accurately exemplifies the whole purpose of this channel.
And I'm dying from laughter. Absolutely brilliant - thank you for sharing this!
This guy is rocking maybe 93 iq on a good day.
Mediocre white guy hire to lead the nation's defense.
I recently saw Adam Savage's site was selling demerit patches for the workshop.
I think it would be funny to see a bunch of military demerit patches designed for the dumb shit Hegseth does. They could be sewn to his prison shirt if y'all manage to get him in prison eventually.
Behold, the master race.
I'm confused, are we mocking him because he's incompetent or because he was caught driving under the influence? I can't prepare pithy remarks until I have more data!
Yes
But DUIs just make me sad. There's no material there for my writers.
It wasn't Hegseth because he'd send a message in a bottle
In
20272017 Trump had to replace all of his principals, either due to scandal or because they disagreed with him.It sounds like Hegseth is going to get ousted due to sheer incompetence.
Unless highlighting Hegseth's diminished capacity might draw attention to Trump's.
*2017?
I was predicting the darkest future (fixed! Thanks!)
Trumpers get ousted for disloyalty and nothing else.
Off topic: Why is there a "gift" code and various tracking paramters in the url?
Url does seem to work without them: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2025/03/trump-administration-accidentally-texted-me-its-war-plans/682151/
The gift code means a subscriber is sharing access to the content.
Though I don't doubt the sites use this as a double purpose for tracking.